# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 339
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2014, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6762 "2014-04-20T16:55:24Z")
Where will the bear shit? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2014, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6763 "2014-04-20T17:04:05Z")
On the pope? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2014, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6764 "2014-04-20T17:07:05Z")
Is the bear Catholic? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6765 "2014-04-20T17:23:20Z")
Do Catholic bears have bad habits? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2014, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6766 "2014-04-20T19:10:36Z")
Are Catholic bears forgiven in confession if they eat the priest? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2014, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6767 "2014-04-20T23:02:11Z")
Heh, does a bear shit in the woods? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2014, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6768 "2014-04-21T00:00:27Z")
Is this not an easily dismissible question if it is considered that the ursine in question may, in fact, be a polar bear? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2014, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6769 "2014-04-21T00:05:40Z")
Don’t you have to kick a polar bear in the ice-hole? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2014, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6770 "2014-04-21T00:11:00Z")
Do jokes such as that arc-tickle your funny bone? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2014, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6771 "2014-04-21T12:22:09Z")
By adding snow puns, will I be skating on thin ice? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2014, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6772 "2014-04-21T12:48:06Z")
Don’t y’know Yukon depend on it? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2014, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6773 "2014-04-21T14:19:18Z")
Ever hear the saying, Es-ki-mo questions, I’ll tell you no lies? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2014, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6774 "2014-04-21T14:49:32Z")
When Eskimo acrobats jump, do they holler “Aleut”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6775 "2014-04-21T15:00:47Z")
Do Arctic sommeliers worry about the wine-chill factor? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2014, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6776 "2014-04-21T15:07:53Z")
Did the Eskimo family live within an “ig”, since it was lacking a loo? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2014, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6777 "2014-04-21T15:12:00Z")
If that was a palace, were they ignoble? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2014, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6778 "2014-04-21T15:19:36Z")
If the family members ignore each other, are they ignoramuses? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2014, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6779 "2014-04-21T15:28:03Z")
Ignore Amos who? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2014, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6780 "2014-04-21T16:23:55Z")
While you might ignore Amos, isn’t it true we cannot ignore any of the Anns, as it is every Doper’s credo to fight “ignore Anns”? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2014, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6781 "2014-04-21T16:31:49Z")
Isn’t it easier to fight “ignore Anns” than it is to ignore Famous Amos cookies? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=338) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=340)