# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 341
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6802 "2014-04-22T12:42:21Z")
Could a stoat float a boat on a moat? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6803 "2014-04-22T12:48:07Z")
Are bloated goats stuffed with oats included? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6804 "2014-04-22T13:25:26Z")
If crows chose to doze on oak boughs, would pigeons fidget just a smidgen? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6805 "2014-04-22T13:41:45Z")
Whatchoo talkin’ about, Willis? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6806 "2014-04-22T15:24:58Z")
Could I take “Eighties TV catchphrases” for 100, please, Alex? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6807 "2014-04-22T15:27:46Z")
Does anyone else think Alex Trebek still looks weird without a moustache? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6808 "2014-04-22T15:54:25Z")
Did he lose it in a Daily Double? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6809 "2014-04-22T16:41:02Z")
Male porn stars in the '80s for $100? Didn’t they have double-duty mustaches? Or was that Mark Spitz I’m thinking of? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6810 "2014-04-22T16:56:42Z")
Isn’t it considered rude to spit while you’re thinking? Especially if it leaves a mark? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6811 "2014-04-22T17:16:58Z")
Was that a non-sequitur? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6812 "2014-04-22T17:30:51Z")
Is that tree a non-sequoia? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6813 "2014-04-22T17:40:03Z")
Are we pining for more puns? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6814 "2014-04-22T18:04:39Z")
If a dogwood bark, what willow cat do? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6815 "2014-04-22T19:20:50Z")
Is the moat for European swallows? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6816 "2014-04-22T19:38:25Z")
How much moat-water must a European swallow before he drowns? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6817 "2014-04-22T19:58:07Z")
Are we pondering incontinence puns about swallowing European moat-water? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6818 "2014-04-22T20:24:36Z")
As Gandalf said on the commode, “I SHALL NOT PASS!” – how’s that? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6819 "2014-04-23T02:38:31Z")
Was he thus discommoded? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6820 "2014-04-23T03:48:45Z")
He didn’t want to pass in the mines of Moria, now did he? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6821 "2014-04-23T04:30:36Z")
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