# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 342
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6822 "2014-04-23T05:07:39Z")
Dunno 'bout that, but the path through the mines was quite irregular, wasn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6823 "2014-04-23T05:09:30Z")
Would more roughage help? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6824 "2014-04-23T05:10:46Z")
Does pipeweed have fiber in it? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6825 "2014-04-23T12:28:01Z")
Must I remind you, “This, too, shall pass?” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6826 "2014-04-23T13:10:11Z")
Did he have to read the eldritch prunes by moonlight? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6827 "2014-04-23T13:54:14Z")
Does moonlight become you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6828 "2014-04-23T14:03:08Z")
Doesn’t the silvery moonlight match my hair? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6829 "2014-04-23T14:47:26Z")
You still have hair? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6830 "2014-04-23T15:16:21Z")
Well, it may be thin in spots, but yeah, and a beard; how 'bout you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6831 "2014-04-23T15:19:06Z")
Exactly which type of beard are we talking? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6832 "2014-04-23T15:40:24Z")
Wouldn’t that be the kind that grows on my face? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6833 "2014-04-23T17:33:41Z")
Couldn’t it be the kind that grows on _my_ face? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6834 "2014-04-23T18:41:19Z")
Would the bearded professor bristle if accused of telling a bald face lie? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6835 "2014-04-23T18:53:07Z")
Technically, men can grow _two_ beards, whereas women generally can only grow _one_, except in the circus – am I right? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6836 "2014-04-23T20:46:54Z")
Why is everybody wigging out? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6837 "2014-04-23T22:03:37Z")
Perhaps they’re conditioned to do so? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6838 "2014-04-24T01:36:12Z")
Are we splitting hairs now? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6839 "2014-04-24T03:00:18Z")
Are we supposed to just curl up and dye? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6840 "2014-04-24T03:08:37Z")
Could you at least cut it short? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6841 "2014-04-24T03:16:47Z")
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