# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 344
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2014, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6862 "2014-04-25T17:47:00Z")
Does the weather girl wear red, orange or yellow when there’s a Warm Front approaching? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2014, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6863 "2014-04-25T17:49:51Z")
Doesn’t she carry an umbrella? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2014, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6864 "2014-04-25T19:11:00Z")
Does she look cute with a bumbershoot? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2014, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6865 "2014-04-26T16:27:20Z")
Or maybe she looks cute _at_ [Bumbershoot](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumbershoot)? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2014, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6866 "2014-04-26T17:27:08Z")
Or with the crew at Bonnaroo? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6867 "2014-04-27T00:10:17Z")
Who, J Crew? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6868 "2014-04-27T00:26:14Z")
Or maybe J-Lo? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6869 "2014-04-27T01:54:35Z")
You mean she with the fat butt? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6870 "2014-04-27T13:50:28Z")
Isn’t that butt insured for like a million dollars? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6871 "2014-04-27T14:03:30Z")
Is it insured by the pound? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6872 "2014-04-27T15:42:27Z")
Would you like to pound that butt? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6873 "2014-04-27T16:09:01Z")
Wouldn’t that be kick-ass? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6874 "2014-04-27T16:21:44Z")
Yeah, but wouldn’t her hubby, Marc Anthony, kick your ass? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6875 "2014-04-27T16:28:52Z")
Wasn’t he married to Cleopatra? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6876 "2014-04-27T16:39:27Z")
Didn’t you know he made an asp of himself and moved on? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6877 "2014-04-27T17:16:30Z")
Hold on…did I miss something about Cleopatra’s big asp? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6878 "2014-04-27T18:44:51Z")
Did she need someone to viper vindows? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6879 "2014-04-27T19:10:07Z")
Did she tie a boa in her hair? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2014, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6880 "2014-04-28T01:06:15Z")
Anaconda made of stone-uh? King Tut! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2014, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6881 "2014-04-28T02:43:11Z")
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