# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 345
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2014, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6882 "2014-04-28T03:47:53Z")
Did she tie a yellow bow around the ol’ baobab tree? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2014, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6883 "2014-04-28T15:47:17Z")
Must we attempt to adder some hissterical snake puns? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6884 "2014-04-28T16:37:25Z")
Actually I was branching out into tree puns, but maybe I should leaf those alone? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2014, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6885 "2014-04-28T17:11:41Z")
:smack: Fir certain, wooden I know that? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2014, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6886 "2014-04-28T17:14:58Z")
So instead of us making asps of ourselves, we’re making ashes of ourselves? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2014, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6887 "2014-04-28T18:36:58Z")
It certainly beats pinin’ for the fjords, acacia didn’t know? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2014, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6888 "2014-04-28T19:14:00Z")
Do yew know if Spruce Wayne is secretly Batmahogany, and if so who are his larch-enemies? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2014, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6889 "2014-04-28T23:04:20Z")
Willow yew be oak-ay with my not knowing that answer? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2014, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6890 "2014-04-28T23:24:24Z")
Oh, isn’t it a case of maple I am or maple not? ---
**Author:** ![Waymore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Waymore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waymore)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2014, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6891 "2014-04-28T23:28:01Z")
Since when can trees type? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2014, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6892 "2014-04-28T23:42:47Z")
Since their roots got into the finger systems? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2014, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6893 "2014-04-28T23:49:15Z")
Is a dogwood’s bark worse than its bite? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6894 "2014-04-29T03:26:04Z")
Anyone else getting sycamore and more of these stupid puns? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6895 "2014-04-29T14:02:48Z")
Sycamore puns? Do yew knotty pine fir more? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6896 "2014-04-29T14:37:50Z")
Come, noble fir, if you sago would we not to a mango? Is it in your arborvitae to sassafras bunch of son-of-a-beech puns? If we plum for more would you sumac and maple? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6897 "2014-04-29T15:16:49Z")
Way to use up all the tree puns, eh? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6898 "2014-04-29T15:24:03Z")
Bet he’s bushed after that one, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6899 "2014-04-29T15:53:00Z")
Wood we get to the root of our problem with less birching, and more branching out? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6900 "2014-04-29T15:53:57Z")
Do you knot know by now I wood just shrub off such comments? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2014, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/6901 "2014-04-29T17:19:37Z")
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