# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 351
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2014, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7002 "2014-05-06T16:54:54Z")
Guess we need to pony up a new batch of puns now? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2014, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7003 "2014-05-06T17:53:58Z")
What, we’ve mounted 7,000 posts without a comment? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2014, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7004 "2014-05-06T18:16:25Z")
Hay, 7000 postings without a hitch? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2014, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7005 "2014-05-06T18:47:35Z")
Guess we’re thoroughly filly’ing up the server, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2014, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7006 "2014-05-06T20:31:35Z")
Comment? What comment? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7007 "2014-05-06T20:43:24Z")
If this had been a Tea thread, wouldn’t there have been a Constant Comment? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2014, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7008 "2014-05-06T20:58:10Z")
Wouldn’t we be singing, “My Darjeeling Clementine”? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2014, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7009 "2014-05-06T21:34:03Z")
Oolong’ing for a spot of tea, are we? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2014, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7010 "2014-05-06T22:29:58Z")
If you spilled a cup, would that be the Wearing o’ the Green? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2014, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7011 "2014-05-06T23:08:28Z")
What would Earl Grey say? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2014, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7012 "2014-05-06T23:22:10Z")
Wouldn’chai like to know? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2014, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7013 "2014-05-06T23:58:28Z")
Would you walk a chamomile for a glass? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7014 "2014-05-07T00:30:42Z")
Is salt water good for glass? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7015 "2014-05-07T00:39:54Z")
Does Philip Glass drink salt water? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7016 "2014-05-07T13:04:40Z")
Salt water taffy, anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7017 "2014-05-07T14:03:05Z")
With these dentures? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7018 "2014-05-07T16:16:47Z")
Been away for a few days, so which puns are we doing now? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7019 "2014-05-07T16:30:58Z")
D’y’know, you appear to have come back in a break between topics? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7020 "2014-05-07T16:47:13Z")
Did you know that I was just ready to ask if those pigeons were holding Siam Sam hostage? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7021 "2014-05-07T17:02:24Z")
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