# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 353
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2014, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7042 "2014-05-08T19:35:15Z")
And dangerous, right? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2014, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7043 "2014-05-08T19:48:58Z")
Must I apologize and add a disclaimer: “Am Not Advising Anyone to Seriously Drink Raw Eggs, And Especially NOT Sam’s Beloved Pigeon Eggs” ? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2014, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7044 "2014-05-08T19:51:35Z")
Are da widdle baby pijjies gonna hatch in his tum-tum, Mommy? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2014, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7045 "2014-05-08T20:16:29Z")
Will pigeons fly outta his ass? ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2014, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7046 "2014-05-08T20:18:47Z")
Why is eating raw eggs considered disgusting, but not sushi? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2014, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7047 "2014-05-08T20:41:50Z")
Must I worry that posters will think we’re advising them to raid Sam’s goldfish bowl also? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2014, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7048 "2014-05-08T21:21:23Z")
Have you SEEN the size of the goldfish in Thailand? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2014, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7049 "2014-05-08T21:29:39Z")
Are they koi-lossal? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2014, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7050 "2014-05-08T21:33:16Z")
Do you have a scale big enough? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2014, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7051 "2014-05-08T22:19:26Z")
Are we getting hooked on fish puns now? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2014, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7052 "2014-05-08T23:32:23Z")
Should our motto then be “Caviar emptor: Let the punsters beware”? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2014, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7053 "2014-05-08T23:43:06Z")
Does your Tin Lizzy car horn go, “BELUGA?” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2014, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7054 "2014-05-08T23:47:25Z")
Don’t loud car horns give you a splitting haddock? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2014, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7055 "2014-05-08T23:49:22Z")
Aren’t we just asking for the halibut? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2014, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7056 "2014-05-08T23:53:13Z")
Do you really doubt I have a porpoise? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7057 "2014-05-08T23:56:37Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Don’t loud car horns give you a splitting haddock? If the haddock was from an ax in the head, shouldn’t I go see a sturgeon? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7058 "2014-05-09T01:36:09Z")
Wouldn’t that be a whale of a story? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7059 "2014-05-09T02:38:03Z")
An ax to the head? When you coulda used a hammerhead? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7060 "2014-05-09T03:27:52Z")
When? Three o’clock shark? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7061 "2014-05-09T03:30:15Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Wow, how blessed are you? > [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Only half-blessed, because would you believe it looks like one egg hasn’t made it? ☹ :: Rhetorical. Rhetorical. Ah-OOO-gah! :: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=352) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=354)