# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 354
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7062 "2014-05-09T13:52:33Z")
With such fishy questions, are we being schooled? ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7063 "2014-05-09T16:29:13Z")
Do you have a fishing license? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7064 "2014-05-09T17:09:16Z")
Are predatory fish required to have a hunting license? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7065 "2014-05-09T17:22:59Z")
Isn’t it the case that they’re licensed to krill? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7066 "2014-05-09T17:29:53Z")
Are pirate fish required to walk the plankton? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7067 "2014-05-09T17:46:31Z")
Please let minnow, was that pirate fish apprehended in a crime of oppor-tuna-ty? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7068 "2014-05-09T18:13:07Z")
How could they know since he clammed up? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7069 "2014-05-09T20:29:48Z")
Wanna make a betta? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7070 "2014-05-09T20:53:15Z")
A betta? What are the cods? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7071 "2014-05-10T17:51:33Z")
Fan mail from some flounder? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7072 "2014-05-10T18:15:00Z")
Are they friendly spirits? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7073 "2014-05-10T18:53:11Z")
Are spirits still friendly after I drink them? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7074 "2014-05-10T19:14:07Z")
Do they cause you to worship violently at the great white porcelain throne? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7075 "2014-05-10T23:14:16Z")
If it’s not violent, is it really “worshiping?” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7076 "2014-05-10T23:23:19Z")
Do Muslim toilets face away from Mecca, just in case? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7077 "2014-05-10T23:32:51Z")
Just in case of what? :D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2014, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7078 "2014-05-11T01:47:22Z")
In case they need to “worship”? 😉 [because at least they’d be facing Mecca, if the toilet faced the other direction…] ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2014, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7079 "2014-05-11T01:49:59Z")
Which warship was that? The USS Scrow, still being held in dry dock? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2014, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7080 "2014-05-11T05:01:02Z")
Maybe it was the USS Cape, a speedboat designed for quick getaways? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2014, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7081 "2014-05-11T08:16:47Z")
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