# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 358
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2014, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7142 "2014-05-14T23:20:38Z")
Doesn’t Tony Bennett have a 20-megaton singing voice? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7143 "2014-05-15T00:02:16Z")
Is that why he sang _If I Ruled The World_? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7144 "2014-05-15T00:47:27Z")
How many megatons are required to fly me to the moon? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7145 "2014-05-15T00:56:55Z")
I’d say just sixteen tons, but what do you get? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7146 "2014-05-15T02:12:22Z")
Halfway To Paradise? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7147 "2014-05-15T02:14:20Z")
Are you on the road again, Professor? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7148 "2014-05-15T02:25:36Z")
Is the life you love making music with your friends, goin’ places that you’ve never been, seein’ things that you may never see again? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7149 "2014-05-15T16:37:56Z")
Can’t I just stay home? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7150 "2014-05-15T16:49:34Z")
Can you show me the way to go home? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7151 "2014-05-15T16:50:02Z")
I 'unno, Willie? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7152 "2014-05-15T17:01:50Z")
Didn’t he say he was tired and he wanted to go to bed? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7153 "2014-05-15T17:12:22Z")
Well, didn’t he have a little drink about an hour ago? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7154 "2014-05-15T17:26:02Z")
Would that make him a drunk or a lucky man? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7155 "2014-05-15T17:27:51Z")
Haven’t I been drunk from the beginning? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7156 "2014-05-15T17:36:43Z")
Oh, is that **you** face-down on the floor? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7157 "2014-05-15T18:13:50Z")
Can’t you see I’m clutching the floor for dear life so I don’t fall off the Earth? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7158 "2014-05-15T18:18:56Z")
Were you talking to God on the Big White Porcelain Phone? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7159 "2014-05-15T18:58:40Z")
You’re trying to steer the conversation back to “shit” puns, aren’t you? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7160 "2014-05-15T19:44:17Z")
Hey, can’t you tell I’m a LADY who never says shit? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7161 "2014-05-15T20:54:05Z")
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