# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 359
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7162 "2014-05-15T20:59:04Z")
What if we refuse to pander to your meandering to the refuse? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7163 "2014-05-15T21:07:24Z")
Are you aware of SDMB Rule 15376, found in ATMB, which explicitly states: refusal to pander to scatological meandering is a violation punishable by instant and permanent banning? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7164 "2014-05-15T21:17:31Z")
\ I’m new and only up to Rule 804, so can’t you give me a break? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7165 "2014-05-15T21:27:57Z")
A break? Where would you like it? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7166 "2014-05-15T21:30:28Z")
… \*heavy sigh \*…Will everyone now be running in here demanding their “fecal phonetic exemption?” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7167 "2014-05-15T21:43:39Z")
What about fart puns? Especially since I know which way the wind is blowing? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7168 "2014-05-15T22:26:51Z")
Buddha, There’s no stopping you in whatever direction you’re going to ask questions, but are you aware that “talking to God on the porcelain phone” referred to upchucking? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7169 "2014-05-15T22:35:32Z")
Are you aware that I’ve been to college and therefore have intimate familiarity with such things? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7170 "2014-05-15T22:37:45Z")
Graduate Buddha, are you fighting my ignorance again? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7171 "2014-05-15T22:51:14Z")
Who can withstand him when he cries “Gautama way!”? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7172 "2014-05-15T22:54:03Z")
Vita Beata, I’ve \*been to \*the hospital so I guess that means you’ll be addressing me as Doctor? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7173 "2014-05-15T22:55:30Z")
Doctor Kat, Is the Professor enlightening us with sage questions? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7174 "2014-05-15T22:58:38Z")
You have sage questions? Why not ask Rosemary? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7175 "2014-05-15T23:07:38Z")
Isn’t Rosemary in the hospital after trying to nurse her spawn? eta/ Excuse me, that should be Dr. Rosemary ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7176 "2014-05-15T23:45:56Z")
I’ve been gone for 5 1/2 hrs–what are you people ON? Got any more? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2014, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7177 "2014-05-16T00:02:10Z")
Aren’t we all having a good thyme? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2014, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7178 "2014-05-16T00:17:26Z")
Is Burpo pars-leying our queries? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2014, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7179 "2014-05-16T00:44:46Z")
First shouldn’t we determine whether Burpo has ever \*been to \*a church? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2014, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7180 "2014-05-16T01:28:27Z")
If he hasn’t, should we rectory-fy the situation? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2014, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7181 "2014-05-16T01:46:50Z")
Aren’t you the one who was confessing to hanging onto the “sacramental baptismal font” a few hours ago? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=358) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=360)