# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 362
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7222 "2014-05-18T02:21:35Z")
Is that why God’s only seen wearing that big white unisex robe? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7223 "2014-05-18T02:24:44Z")
Isn’t that where he hides the naughty angels? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7224 "2014-05-18T02:53:38Z")
What kind of God would lead the naughty angels into temptation? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7225 "2014-05-18T03:03:53Z")
Didn’t you see the big-ass grin on His face? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7226 "2014-05-18T03:27:16Z")
Did the naughty angels see His big ass? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7227 "2014-05-18T05:11:54Z")
Dunno, do they kiss with their eyes open or closed? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7228 "2014-05-18T05:14:14Z")
Has lightning hit anyone yet? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7229 "2014-05-18T07:28:02Z")
Does it look like rain? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7230 "2014-05-18T07:55:17Z")
Do firestorms count? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7231 "2014-05-18T08:29:36Z")
As in brimstone? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7232 "2014-05-18T15:34:18Z")
Are you fulminating in sulfurous tones? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7233 "2014-05-18T15:52:33Z")
Phoo–what smells? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7234 "2014-05-18T23:31:51Z")
Does this chthonic redolence resemble the very bowels of Hades, or did you fart? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7235 "2014-05-19T00:54:33Z")
Is there really any difference? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7236 "2014-05-19T01:17:04Z")
Isn’t four the limit on fart posts? \\ ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7237 "2014-05-19T01:54:17Z")
Should we lobby Congress to raise the fart limit? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7238 "2014-05-19T02:15:14Z")
Shouldn’t we lobby them to lower it? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7239 "2014-05-19T02:25:01Z")
Farting Congressmen…can it get any worse? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7240 "2014-05-19T02:49:36Z")
Do Congressmen fart while taking bribes and having sex with interns? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7241 "2014-05-19T03:05:12Z")
I’m gone for a few days, and I come to find _this_? Couldn’t I have just asked someone for a summary of the drift here so I wouldn’t have had to read all these posts? Can I go back to the lamatory now? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=361) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=363)