# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 363
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7242 "2014-05-19T03:40:03Z")
Wouldn’t it be better if you cleaned the place up and posted something beautiful and poetic? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7243 "2014-05-19T04:01:06Z")
Wouldst perchance the arcadian muse gift us with expressions bardic and sweet, that we might enrich, nay, ennoble our fragile existences with odes of intangible joy? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7244 "2014-05-19T14:05:29Z")
Am I falling for the pseudo-flowery Arcadian utterances of a little goat boy? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7245 "2014-05-19T14:11:37Z")
Who died and made **Prof. Pepperwinkle** Shakespeare? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7246 "2014-05-19T15:32:39Z")
Didn’t Shakespeare actually pen the first fart joke? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7247 "2014-05-19T15:34:09Z")
Yes, and didn’t some irate woman pierce his tongue with a hot skewer? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7248 "2014-05-19T15:35:40Z")
Are you saying WS had the first tongue stud? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7249 "2014-05-19T16:26:37Z")
Despite your valiant effort to enunciate properly, was there a hint of a lisp in that statement? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7250 "2014-05-19T18:27:43Z")
Are you inthinuating thomething, thweetheart? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7251 "2014-05-19T22:03:48Z")
Can you say “Sufferin’ Succotash”? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7252 "2014-05-19T22:13:09Z")
Do I have to put a canary in my mouth first? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7253 "2014-05-19T22:29:22Z")
Aww, did you tink you taw a puddy-tat? Or are you drawing a Blanc? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7254 "2014-05-20T00:46:50Z")
If I can’t draw a Blanc, should I wash my hands in LaFontaine instead? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7255 "2014-05-20T02:15:08Z")
Since I just heard Thailand’s army declared martial law, no joke, should I be worried about Siam Sam? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7256 "2014-05-20T04:32:31Z")
Doncha know they’ll never take me alive? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7257 "2014-05-20T12:14:53Z")
Are your carrier pigeons all trained and ready to post messages? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7258 "2014-05-20T13:15:51Z")
What kind of pigeon can cross the Pacific? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7259 "2014-05-20T13:42:28Z")
[Did you know it’s happened before?](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2349135/Miracle-pigeon-makes-trans-Pacific-trip-Japan-Vancouver-Island.html) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7260 "2014-05-20T13:47:25Z")
Did you know I was actually expecting a classic Monty Python comeback question? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7261 "2014-05-20T13:49:05Z")
Is the Professor disparaging the athletic ability of Sam’s pigeons? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=362) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=364)