# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 364
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7262 "2014-05-20T18:11:44Z")
How is surprise and bemusement disparaging? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7263 "2014-05-20T18:17:48Z")
Wouldn’t anyone assume so when the words “Monty Python” are used in a sentence? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7264 "2014-05-20T18:27:40Z")
Is it Owl Stretching Time? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7265 "2014-05-20T18:36:20Z")
Is that owl dead, or is he just resting? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7266 "2014-05-20T18:47:49Z")
(Who? Who? \<----- owl) Was I envisioning Sam’s pigeons flying not across the whole Pacific but rather to either China or Japan to post Sam’s messages? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7267 "2014-05-20T19:04:07Z")
Wouldn’t stretching an owl be Whoooooooo-ow-oooooooo? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7268 "2014-05-20T19:12:32Z")
Must I declare it to be more like Whoooo-ow-aaaaack? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7269 "2014-05-20T19:18:23Z")
Must I point out that you probably have a much bigger rack than I do? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7270 "2014-05-20T19:32:52Z")
Care to re-phrase that? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7271 "2014-05-20T19:39:24Z")
Is that PETA calling me with a warning? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7272 "2014-05-20T19:42:43Z")
What have you got against People Eating Tasty Animals? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7273 "2014-05-20T19:57:24Z")
How tasty? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7274 "2014-05-20T20:06:52Z")
As tasty as rhino, condor, and ivory-billed woodpecker braized in thylacine gravy - how many servings would you like? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7275 "2014-05-20T20:13:42Z")
One each, please–would you have any baby seal to go with that? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7276 "2014-05-20T20:19:31Z")
Why certainly, my good man – and would you like some panda ice cream for dessert? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7277 "2014-05-20T20:41:23Z")
Wouldn’t Anthrax ripple be a better choice? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7278 "2014-05-20T20:56:14Z")
Yeah, I’m afraid that would go right to my hip(po)s, wouldn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7279 "2014-05-20T22:26:45Z")
We do have a gluten-free menu – how 'bout some nice fresh Komodo dragon? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7280 "2014-05-20T22:58:40Z")
Doesn’t it bother you when the scales get stuck in your teeth? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7281 "2014-05-20T23:03:26Z")
If they took the scales out, it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=363) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=365)