# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 368
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7342 "2014-05-23T01:46:09Z")
Did you know making a person laugh really hard with a bar of soap in their mouth can kill them? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7343 "2014-05-23T01:50:00Z")
Did that come out in conversation? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7344 "2014-05-23T02:05:07Z")
Are you speaking to me or talking to random bubbles? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7345 "2014-05-23T02:08:51Z")
Would I burst your bubble? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7346 "2014-05-23T02:13:58Z")
The left one or the right one? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7347 "2014-05-23T02:19:22Z")
Ever hear of a girl with 12, because that sounds weird, dozen tit? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7348 "2014-05-23T02:38:20Z")
Wasn’t she the stripper who flew off the stage when she twirled her tassels? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7349 "2014-05-23T03:43:31Z")
Didn’t she work with that Muslim stripper, name of Youseen Memuff? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7350 "2014-05-23T04:01:31Z")
Was she a cunning linguist? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7351 "2014-05-23T04:03:12Z")
Are you leaving an opening for me now? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7352 "2014-05-23T04:05:16Z")
Well, if she doesn’t mind someone with a lisp, could I introduce her to a fella named Theo? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7353 "2014-05-23T11:01:50Z")
Isn’t he Dr. Huxtable’s son? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7354 "2014-05-23T15:19:59Z")
If we’re talking fictitious characters, wouldn’t Harvey be better? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7355 "2014-05-23T15:26:33Z")
Who’s that talking? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7356 "2014-05-23T15:38:32Z")
Are you all ears? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7357 "2014-05-23T15:41:31Z")
Which continent has the elephants with humongous ears? Does **Siam Sam** ride an elephant to work? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7358 "2014-05-23T15:42:40Z")
Does elephant polo count? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7359 "2014-05-23T15:48:38Z")
Wouldn’t an elephant squish a polo pony? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7360 "2014-05-23T17:06:47Z")
When you hit the jackpot, will you buy a string of palaponies? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7361 "2014-05-23T17:29:07Z")
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