# Questions Only

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7442 "2014-05-28T08:44:44Z")

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I would Haiti myself if I wasn’t, but we could Jamaica even better, correct?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7443 "2014-05-28T09:20:11Z")

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I would like to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe?

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7444 "2014-05-28T12:36:08Z")

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Syria-sly, are we posting Samoan puns? \* …turns cartwheels of joy…\*

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7445 "2014-05-28T14:35:59Z")

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If you go Uruguay and I go mine, is that a Paraguay?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7446 "2014-05-28T14:57:11Z")

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Can we just talk Turkey for a minute?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7447 "2014-05-28T15:07:40Z")

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Azerbaijan Frise puppy had its shots yet?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7448 "2014-05-28T15:24:44Z")

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Was it’s father at Spainiel?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7449 "2014-05-28T15:37:10Z")

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They used artificial inYemenation, so who knows?

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7450 "2014-05-28T16:39:20Z")

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Have you added your Korea of punning onto your resume?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7451 "2014-05-28T19:49:41Z")

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Do you want Tibet if they have my C.V. in the V.C.?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7452 "2014-05-28T19:52:25Z")

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When it comes to trade with S.E. Asia, does America have a Laos-sez-faire policy?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7453 "2014-05-28T20:10:26Z")

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Uh, Professor - do you really think she’s talking about your _ **resume** _ in video chat?

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7454 "2014-05-28T20:42:58Z")

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Cheshire, Belize consider: Sudan you stop making our dear Professor feel Laos-y?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7455 "2014-05-28T20:48:29Z")

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I’m gonna go Taiwan on; who’s with me?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7456 "2014-05-28T20:54:24Z")

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Are you headed to the disco so you can shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake Djibouti?

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7457 "2014-05-28T21:02:02Z")

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Will you shout, “Norway!” to anyone trying to get into your Nicaraguas?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7458 "2014-05-28T21:24:11Z")

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Can I please \<insert hilariously brilliant country pun here\> have some of whatever y’all are drinking?

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7459 "2014-05-28T21:50:07Z")

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Samoa?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7460 "2014-05-28T22:02:04Z")

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If I drink a Tunesia will I forget I’m drunk?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7461 "2014-05-28T22:04:12Z")

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You Ghana eat here or is it Togo?

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