# Questions Only

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7482 "2014-05-29T16:48:08Z")

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Would you like to sail to the islets of Langerhans?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7483 "2014-05-29T16:54:08Z")

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Shouldn’t you have typed eyelets, Mr. MakeMeLookUpLangerhans?

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7484 "2014-05-29T17:41:18Z")

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Double?

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7485 "2014-05-29T17:43:47Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Is it up to uterus-tore the dignity of the thread?

Bravo to the Professor!  
Must we protest our immunity to your attempted endocrination of those Islets of Langerhans?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7486 "2014-05-29T17:48:14Z")

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Did you know, my friend used to believe the Medulla Oblongata was in Bangladesh?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7487 "2014-05-29T17:58:19Z")

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Is that the same person who asped if Medusa was an Irish copperhead with bangs?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7488 "2014-05-29T18:01:08Z")

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Would this be a good time for a Python joke?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7489 "2014-05-29T18:26:20Z")

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Perhaps we should share Perls of wisdom?

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7490 "2014-05-29T20:22:36Z")

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While I may be on the Fritz, are we acquiring and maintaining meaningful perceptions in an apparently chaotic world?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7491 "2014-05-29T20:28:48Z")

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Is there any Spam in it?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7492 "2014-05-29T20:30:30Z")

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Or phish?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7493 "2014-05-29T21:17:12Z")

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What do spies wear, anyway?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7494 "2014-05-29T21:26:56Z")

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What’s wrong with trenchcoats and dark glasses?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7495 "2014-05-29T21:51:26Z")

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Why is this strange image flashing before my eyes?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7496 "2014-05-29T23:03:06Z")

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Did you need a microscope to see it? 😉

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7497 "2014-05-29T23:13:05Z")

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Maybe I can forego the equipment if I squint really hard?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7498 "2014-05-29T23:29:51Z")

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Would all you gentlemen and ladies kindly look right here for a moment at this flashing light?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7499 "2014-05-29T23:35:55Z")

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Why? Did you wrap Christmas twinklers around your winkie?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7500 "2014-05-29T23:57:14Z")

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I think Prof’s referring to Men In Black, who are of course entirely ficti…umm, who am I? What was I going to say?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2014, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7501 "2014-05-30T02:06:40Z")

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How should we know?

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