# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 376
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2014, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7502 "2014-05-30T02:17:28Z")
Want me to hold him down and you can peek? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2014, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7503 "2014-05-30T02:59:01Z")
Are we playing Doctor now? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2014, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7504 "2014-05-30T03:11:45Z")
Yes. Would you please hand me the pliers? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2014, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7505 "2014-05-30T03:48:02Z")
Two ply? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2014, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7506 "2014-05-30T03:51:15Z")
Can two ply at this game? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2014, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7507 "2014-05-30T04:05:04Z")
Plying with questions, are we now? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2014, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7508 "2014-05-30T04:14:43Z")
Well, then don’t we need a straight-backed chair and a huge spotlight? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2014, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7509 "2014-05-30T11:47:26Z")
Won’t a refractive laser do just as well? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2014, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7510 "2014-05-30T15:30:45Z")
Couldn’t you put an eye out with that? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2014, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7511 "2014-05-30T15:37:28Z")
Are you implying his body is not celestial? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2014, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7512 "2014-05-30T20:30:05Z")
Wouldn’t the odds be astronomical? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2014, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7513 "2014-05-31T00:57:52Z")
What’s your sign anyway? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2014, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7514 "2014-05-31T01:09:13Z")
Can’t you tell I’m a Capricornicopia? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2014, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7515 "2014-05-31T01:52:56Z")
Does anyone else read that as Californication? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2014, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7516 "2014-05-31T02:11:30Z")
Do you have Flea envy? [Fav Live Performance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HjFL5iHG_A) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2014, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7517 "2014-05-31T02:14:30Z")
Maybe I’m just living on The Edge? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2014, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7518 "2014-05-31T02:21:27Z")
Does a hand beat a sock in rock poker? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2014, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7519 "2014-05-31T02:29:04Z")
Do you have a Jumpin’ Jack Flush? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2014, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7520 "2014-05-31T02:39:52Z")
Hah - do you think you can beat this Iron Maiden’s Aces High flush with your Jacks? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2014, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7521 "2014-05-31T02:40:58Z")
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