# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 378
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2014, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7542 "2014-06-02T14:44:27Z")
I thought it meant people were talking turkey…doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2014, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7543 "2014-06-02T14:49:08Z")
\ Did you know one of the side effects of antihistamine is a laisse faire attitude toward sentence structure and spelling and grammar? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2014, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7544 "2014-06-02T22:36:51Z")
Do you know my Grammar lives in Alabama? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7545 "2014-06-03T02:55:38Z")
Does she have a banjo on her knee? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7546 "2014-06-03T03:03:33Z")
Or maybe just water on the knee? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7547 "2014-06-03T03:13:07Z")
Is that a knee-jerk reaction? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7548 "2014-06-03T03:24:08Z")
If I ask who’s jerking around here, would a show of hands be possible? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7549 "2014-06-03T03:31:02Z")
Should they first take off their pants and jack it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7550 "2014-06-03T03:46:52Z")
I had Applejacks for breakfast, does that count? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7551 "2014-06-03T03:48:50Z")
Would that depend on how you do it? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7552 "2014-06-03T03:50:35Z")
Is that appropriate for jackin’ the beanstalk? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7553 "2014-06-03T03:54:43Z")
Might it be the cream of the crop? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7554 "2014-06-03T04:34:44Z")
Did you know Reverend Sylvester Graham invented Graham crackers to curb sexual impulses? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7555 "2014-06-03T04:59:46Z")
And what did his children think of that? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7556 "2014-06-03T05:14:18Z")
What children? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7557 "2014-06-03T08:10:09Z")
Will you be here all week and should we be sure to tip our waitress? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7558 "2014-06-03T14:33:17Z")
Have you tried the veal? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2014, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7559 "2014-06-04T03:45:55Z")
Is everybody at a party I wasn’t invited to? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2014, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7560 "2014-06-04T04:31:32Z")
Didn’t you receive a hand-delivered invitation written on the finest Persian parchment? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2014, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7561 "2014-06-04T04:40:39Z")
By hand-delivered, do you mean those two guys in suits riding bicycles? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=377) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=379)