# Questions Only

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2014, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7562 "2014-06-04T05:55:48Z")

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Was one of the bikes a penny-farthing?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2014, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7563 "2014-06-04T13:14:25Z")

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Spoken like a big wheel?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2014, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7564 "2014-06-04T13:37:43Z")

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Why didn’t they have the proper clearance papers?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2014, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7565 "2014-06-04T14:30:13Z")

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Are you Number Six?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2014, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7566 "2014-06-04T14:34:14Z")

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Depends: did they kill Clytemnestra yet?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2014, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7567 "2014-06-04T14:41:17Z")

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Don’t antibiotics take care of that?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2014, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7568 "2014-06-04T15:36:43Z")

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Which doctor prescribed that? Frankenstein? van Helsing? Who?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2014, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7569 "2014-06-04T15:40:05Z")

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Do you think that’s something to joke about?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7570 "2014-06-04T15:43:23Z")

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Couldn’t you at yeast recognize my sick sense of humor?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2014, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7571 "2014-06-04T16:32:39Z")

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Why don’t you take two Henny Youngman jokes and call me in the morning?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7572 "2014-06-05T02:50:33Z")

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Or could you take my wife … please?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7573 "2014-06-05T03:53:57Z")

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Why not take a whole passel of sister wives while you’re at it?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7574 "2014-06-05T03:58:17Z")

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Was Henny Youngman a supporter of SSM?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7575 "2014-06-05T08:40:36Z")

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What do _you_ think?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7576 "2014-06-05T13:17:50Z")

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You do think, don’t you?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7577 "2014-06-05T14:23:09Z")

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Therefore …?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7578 "2014-06-05T14:29:32Z")

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Don’t you know that I AM?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7579 "2014-06-05T14:38:01Z")

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What are you, a goddess or something?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7580 "2014-06-05T14:38:36Z")

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Spartacus?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7581 "2014-06-05T15:14:17Z")

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Wasn’t he that clumsy Thracian guy who tripped and fell on Fair Lady Mooseticus?

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