# Questions Only

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7582 "2014-06-05T16:23:45Z")

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Did she once bite your sister?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7583 "2014-06-05T17:16:24Z")

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Was that on Youtube?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7584 "2014-06-05T18:32:33Z")

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What ISN’T on Youtube?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7585 "2014-06-05T18:57:06Z")

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Stanley Phartuccio’s interview with Spiro Agnew?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7586 "2014-06-05T18:59:17Z")

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How is Stanley?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7587 "2014-06-05T19:01:46Z")

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Is anyone else but me taking notes for Stanley Phartuccio’s inevitable biography and Wiki page?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7588 "2014-06-05T19:04:15Z")

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Did you know that he’s my child, borne of my own womb (imagination)?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7589 "2014-06-05T19:25:20Z")

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Now, let’s be clear: are we talking about Stanley K. Phartuccio, the bass player for the Electric Dead, or Stanley R. Phartuccio, author of _Death By Prunes_ and other sordid masterpieces?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7590 "2014-06-05T21:23:09Z")

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Didn’t you get the hand-delivered, engraved birth announcement about my triplets?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7591 "2014-06-05T22:11:05Z")

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Oh, so we’re also talking about Stanley A. Phartuccio, the Communist double-agent and forger?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7592 "2014-06-05T22:19:17Z")

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He forged Communists? 😕

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7593 "2014-06-05T22:35:52Z")

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Doesn’t everyone already know that communism’s a red herring?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7594 "2014-06-06T02:36:06Z")

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Is it better than Godwinizing a thread?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7595 "2014-06-06T02:40:11Z")

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Is that Church Lady behind you with her “Could it be…SATAN” megaphone?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7596 "2014-06-06T02:45:40Z")

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You know I had to look up Church Lady, since I haven’t had access to _Saturday Night Live_ in decades?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7597 "2014-06-06T03:09:12Z")

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Oh, you looked up the Church Lady? How’s she doing these days?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7598 "2014-06-06T03:13:48Z")

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How’s she doing what?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7599 "2014-06-06T03:15:20Z")

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Well, how does she fare?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7600 "2014-06-06T03:16:12Z")

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Did you notice you left out “her skirt” in that sentence above?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7601 "2014-06-06T03:23:16Z")

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How does she fare her skirt? 😕

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