# Questions Only

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2014, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7622 "2014-06-07T00:32:33Z")

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Would only the devil know?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2014, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7623 "2014-06-07T01:20:42Z")

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Will there be a Very Special Brady Reunion show now?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2014, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7624 "2014-06-07T01:39:45Z")

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What ARE your plans for Florence Henderson?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2014, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7625 "2014-06-07T01:51:00Z")

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Buy her a box of hand lotion/dishwashing liquid?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2014, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7626 "2014-06-07T02:08:45Z")

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What would I want with Florence?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2014, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7627 "2014-06-07T02:16:13Z")

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Didn’t you know “Very Special Brady Reunion” is slang for “I want to sleep with Florence Henderson”?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2014, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7628 "2014-06-07T03:49:03Z")

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Is it slang, or an anagram?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2014, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7629 "2014-06-07T04:25:40Z")

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Do you see an\*\* f u\*\* in both phrases, or am I blind?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2014, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7630 "2014-06-07T17:44:48Z")

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If you were blind, how could you write that?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2014, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7631 "2014-06-07T18:08:55Z")

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I’m sorry, could you please face me when you type so I can read your lips?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2014, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7632 "2014-06-07T19:54:27Z")

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What’s this about no new taxes?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2014, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7633 "2014-06-08T00:43:57Z")

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Did you just get here?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2014, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7634 "2014-06-08T00:45:05Z")

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Are you both hiding in the bushes?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2014, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7635 "2014-06-08T01:13:33Z")

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You call this a bush?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2014, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7636 "2014-06-08T02:03:24Z")

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Don’t you know you must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive? (One that’s nice, and not too expensive, don’t y’know?)

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2014, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7637 "2014-06-08T02:09:23Z")

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Should I be proactive and go get a herring?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2014, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7638 "2014-06-08T02:43:23Z")

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How can I tell which tree’s the tallest in the forest?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7639 "2014-06-08T03:53:41Z")

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If you cut it down and no one’s around to hear it, does it make a sound?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2014, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7640 "2014-06-08T03:58:49Z")

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What just screamed?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2014, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7641 "2014-06-08T04:04:29Z")

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Are you barking up the wrong tree?

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