# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 384
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7662 "2014-06-09T14:35:48Z")
Do you think we’re lion? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7663 "2014-06-09T14:39:33Z")
Are you purrfectly capable of telling tails? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7664 "2014-06-09T15:03:41Z")
Will it catapult me to fame if I do? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7665 "2014-06-09T15:18:15Z")
Or maybe get you into an ocelot of trouble? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7666 "2014-06-09T15:47:58Z")
Why be such a pussy? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7667 "2014-06-09T15:55:27Z")
She IS a little [del]minx[/del] manx, isn’t she? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7668 "2014-06-09T15:55:45Z")
Because a well-place catnip could really, really hurt? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7669 "2014-06-09T16:03:57Z")
Might you be so frustrated because you’re a member of the itty bitty kitty committee? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7670 "2014-06-09T16:22:10Z")
Don’t you feral the committee members will give you demerits? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7671 "2014-06-09T19:28:46Z")
Are we sure our anger isn’t misplaced, i.e. distemper’s meant for something else? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7672 "2014-06-09T19:58:38Z")
Do you have fleas? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7673 "2014-06-09T20:10:48Z")
Isn’t that, “My Dog Has Fleas?” ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7674 "2014-06-09T20:53:36Z")
Do you think I’m rude enough to call him a dog? ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7675 "2014-06-09T20:54:46Z")
Could it be you’re doggedly rude? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7676 "2014-06-09T21:10:56Z")
Would you like to see mastiff middle finger? _Really, I’m not rude. I’m a sweet Southern lady. Yeah, that’s the ticket._ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7677 "2014-06-09T21:18:27Z")
Isn’t “My Dog Has Fleas” how you tune a ukulele? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7678 "2014-06-09T21:42:51Z")
Izn’t Kaʻanoʻi Kamakawiwoʻole the one to ask? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7679 "2014-06-09T21:50:32Z")
Doesn’t that translate to “C’mon, I wanna lay ya?” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2014, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7680 "2014-06-09T22:14:12Z")
If “Aloha” means both “Hello” and “Goodbye”, does that mean all Hawaiians have no idea if they’re coming or going? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2014, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7681 "2014-06-10T00:12:28Z")
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