# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 388
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7742 "2014-06-13T02:01:28Z")
It’s taller, and doesn’t height matter? eta: I’m ignoring Siam Sam since it appears his account was hacked. Do not click on the link or you’ll get a large-size Trojan! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7743 "2014-06-13T02:03:43Z")
All I wanted was a picture of a leprechaun–sniff, sniff–is that too much to ask? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7744 "2014-06-13T02:05:40Z")
Is Trojans the preferred brand of you-know-what? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7745 "2014-06-13T02:06:41Z")
Wooden horses? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7746 "2014-06-13T02:06:56Z")
So, beware of Trojan leprechauns hacking our links? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7747 "2014-06-13T02:07:26Z")
Shouldn’t you give the Trojan to Burpo for his stiff leprechaun? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7748 "2014-06-13T02:07:40Z")
I thought it was that you weren’t supposed to look gift Trojans in the mouth? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7749 "2014-06-13T02:10:12Z")
So there’s some sort of law about keeping your eyes open? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7750 "2014-06-13T02:13:55Z")
Would that be the one-eyed wonder worm? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7751 "2014-06-13T02:17:23Z")
Have I got a rocket in my pocket? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7752 "2014-06-13T02:20:52Z")
Or are you just glad to see me? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7753 "2014-06-13T03:10:29Z")
Isn’t it obvious, Our Man in Bangkok? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7754 "2014-06-13T10:06:27Z")
Shouldn’t that be: Our Man in Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7755 "2014-06-13T15:09:46Z")
I’m sorry, what was that again? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7756 "2014-06-13T15:43:32Z")
Don’t you speak Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom ? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2014, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7757 "2014-06-14T04:51:20Z")
An-cay ou-yay uess-gay ich-way anguage-lay is-thay is-ay? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2014, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7758 "2014-06-14T13:06:04Z")
Are-way ou-yay oing-gay ole-whay og-hay? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2014, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7759 "2014-06-14T14:19:09Z")
Do I smell bacon? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7760 "2014-06-14T16:39:28Z")
Is it jowl? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2014, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7761 "2014-06-14T16:54:56Z")
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