# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 389
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2014, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7762 "2014-06-14T17:45:45Z")
Are we hamming it up? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7763 "2014-06-15T00:01:00Z")
Y’ talkin’ 'bout my Harley? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7764 "2014-06-15T02:46:34Z")
Does it ever get any porking tickets? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7765 "2014-06-15T03:35:13Z")
Do you think anyone’s got the chops to tag my hog? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7766 "2014-06-15T03:39:33Z")
So no one would squeal on you? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7767 "2014-06-15T17:58:07Z")
Does that mean you shall reap what you sow? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7768 "2014-06-15T18:55:53Z")
You callin’ me an old boar, now? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7769 "2014-06-15T19:09:38Z")
Would you prefer to be called Miss Piggy? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7770 "2014-06-15T23:12:12Z")
Don’t you think Madame Pepperwinkle might object if you did? And do you know that you might defraud the Demiurge, but you can’t trick a Gnosis? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7771 "2014-06-15T23:16:46Z")
So you’re saying, Mr. Piggy, that I can flimflam you platonically, but I can’t trick your big brain? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2014, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7772 "2014-06-15T23:21:37Z")
Are these the days of swine and roses? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7773 "2014-06-16T03:20:34Z")
Duroc stars drink that swill? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7774 "2014-06-16T12:32:10Z")
Am I too late to add questions of a porcine variety? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7775 "2014-06-16T14:27:34Z")
Sow what are you asking? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7776 "2014-06-16T17:25:11Z")
Did your pig come down with laryngitis and become disgruntled? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7777 "2014-06-16T17:49:23Z")
If I decide to grow a beard, do I need to give my razorback? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7778 "2014-06-16T17:59:17Z")
Why do I feel hog-tied around such brilliance? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7779 "2014-06-16T18:13:28Z")
Does anyone else feel like whenever they try to leave this thread, they keep getting pulled bacon? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7780 "2014-06-16T20:18:01Z")
Did Mario Puzo write _The Godfather_ in seven days? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2014, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7781 "2014-06-16T22:20:49Z")
> [@Eutychus](#): > > Does anyone else feel like whenever they try to leave this thread, they keep getting pulled bacon? May we award Eutychus the Page 156 prize for funniest post? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=388) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=390)