# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 391
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7802 "2014-06-19T02:12:33Z")
Shall I pack my birthday suit and go to Florida? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7803 "2014-06-19T02:25:17Z")
Is that Aventura nude man should make? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7804 "2014-06-19T02:39:19Z")
Would you get a Pat answer in Ireland? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7805 "2014-06-19T02:51:38Z")
Is that even germane to our discussion? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7806 "2014-06-19T02:59:17Z")
Do you want a frank answer? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7807 "2014-06-19T03:53:49Z")
If Frankfurters come from Frankfurt, and Hamburgers come from Hamburg, and Berliners come from Berlin…what comes from Bonn? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7808 "2014-06-19T04:15:10Z")
Or Lahore? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7809 "2014-06-19T13:24:12Z")
Would not Bonnets come from Bonn, and la hors d’oeuvres from Lahore? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7810 "2014-06-19T13:49:59Z")
Do you remember the Kingston Trio song that started “Look at them _hore doovers_, ain’t they neat?”? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7811 "2014-06-19T14:11:00Z")
Are you referring to Mason Williams’ _Them Poems_? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7812 "2014-06-19T14:21:37Z")
That ends “Little piece of cheese, little piece of meat?” ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7813 "2014-06-19T14:23:51Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Are you referring to Mason Williams’ _Them Poems_? [Thank you, Prof! I couldn’t remember if the word was neat or sweet. And I didn’t know Mason Williams wrote it. I just recall hearing it on my dad’s Kingston Trio LP.] Did you know I have a crush on your brain? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7814 "2014-06-19T15:25:35Z")
Could you hum a few bars? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7815 "2014-06-19T15:36:58Z")
Do you realize that even my humming could destroy your eardrums beyond repair? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7816 "2014-06-19T15:40:05Z")
So you’re a good hummer, eh? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7817 "2014-06-19T15:53:58Z")
DO GUYS **EVER** THINK OF ANYTHING BUT SEX? 😃 (are rhetorical questions allowed?) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7818 "2014-06-19T15:59:48Z")
Would phone sex give you hearing aids? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7819 "2014-06-19T16:02:09Z")
What? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7820 "2014-06-19T16:08:32Z")
WOULD PHONE SEX GIVE YOU HEARING AIDS? xxx ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7821 "2014-06-19T16:13:31Z")
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