# Questions Only
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2014, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7862 "2014-06-21T21:30:17Z")
Do you know which end is up with your eyes closed?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2014, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7863 "2014-06-21T22:01:44Z")
Well, you’re not planning on tying my hands behind my back, are you?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2014, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7864 "2014-06-21T22:03:21Z")
I’m sorry, did you prefer the front?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2014, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7865 "2014-06-21T22:53:01Z")
Where did you put the trapeze?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2014, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7866 "2014-06-21T23:45:53Z")
Didn’t you come with your own aerial apparatus?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2014, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7867 "2014-06-22T02:50:02Z")
That would hurt, wouldn’t it?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2014, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7868 "2014-06-22T03:03:35Z")
Could you then get radio stations to come in through our teeth fillings?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2014, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7869 "2014-06-22T03:15:34Z")
Are you wearing the proper foil hat?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2014, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7870 "2014-06-22T03:23:55Z")
How else do you figure the NSA’s not taken control of me?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2014, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7871 "2014-06-22T08:02:20Z")
No no, it’s the CIA that uses top-secret mind control, didn’t you get the memo?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2014, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7872 "2014-06-22T08:40:02Z")
Should someone ask you the same question?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2014, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7873 "2014-06-22T08:47:22Z")
Did you know, tin foil hats must be worn shiny-side out, or else they don’t work?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2014, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7874 "2014-06-22T08:53:33Z")
Could you speak a little louder into that potted plant on your left?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2014, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7875 "2014-06-22T08:57:41Z")
You mean the one my drunken roommate just urinated in?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2014, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7876 "2014-06-22T09:03:08Z")
Is that what that sound was?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2014, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7877 "2014-06-22T14:56:35Z")
How many beers did I drink!?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2014, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7878 "2014-06-22T15:01:36Z")
Can I use my toes to count on?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2014, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7879 "2014-06-22T15:14:58Z")
Did you know that men are superior to women because while they can count only on their fingers and toes, we can go up to 21?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2014, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7880 "2014-06-22T15:17:56Z")
Are you forgetting that women can count to 22?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2014, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7881 "2014-06-22T15:19:36Z")
But what if they’ve had a mastectomy?
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