# Questions Only
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2014, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7882 "2014-06-22T15:22:51Z")
Does the word penectomy ring any balls, I mean bells?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2014, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7883 "2014-06-22T15:27:15Z")
Wouldn’t that be too horrible to cocktemplate?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2014, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7884 "2014-06-22T16:16:53Z")
There’s a standard pattern for those things?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2014, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7885 "2014-06-22T22:26:45Z")
Modesty forbids, huh?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2014, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7886 "2014-06-24T02:56:32Z")
Should I be revealing my shortcomings?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2014, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7887 "2014-06-24T02:59:21Z")
That depends - do I need a magnifying glass or a microscope?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2014, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7888 "2014-06-24T03:03:00Z")
Say, are you lying in wait for me?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2014, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7889 "2014-06-24T03:12:05Z")
Why - do you see a gorgeous babe in the woods holding a microscope?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2014, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7890 "2014-06-24T03:13:55Z")
Are you peering in my window at night, which would be dangerous since I’m on the sixth floor?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2014, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7891 "2014-06-24T15:38:07Z")
Do you think he uses his telescope for non-astronomical purposes?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2014, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7892 "2014-06-24T15:39:19Z")
Like Ian Anderson and his flute?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2014, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7893 "2014-06-24T17:13:05Z")
Is this a new definition of cyborg?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7894 "2014-06-24T17:16:37Z")
Are you suggesting cymbals to accompany the flute?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2014, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7895 "2014-06-24T20:06:35Z")
Oh, are you calling me cymbal-minded? Or would you stoop cello?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2014, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7896 "2014-06-24T20:41:36Z")
Sigh…why do these music discussions always result in violins?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2014, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7897 "2014-06-24T20:54:06Z")
This strings a bell…didn’t you pitch a fit about this yesterday?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2014, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7898 "2014-06-24T21:00:16Z")
Voila! Is it a vile vial of viola villainy?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2014, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7899 "2014-06-24T21:14:57Z")
Masterfully spoken, good sir…care to take oboe?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2014, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7900 "2014-06-24T22:41:04Z")
Wouldn’t it be more fun to castanet over him and drag him off?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2014, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7901 "2014-06-24T23:09:49Z")
Like Hamlet, isn’t the real question “Tuba, or not Tuba?”
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