# Questions Only
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2014, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7962 "2014-06-30T13:08:29Z")
Can you imagine I say “sorry for the interruption?” What did I miss? Shouldn’t I still be sitting Shiva? Isn’t it lucky that “Shiva will not be sat” is not an expression, because people would start giggling when they try to say it? Am I glad I’m here, and appreciate the virtual community, and apologise, for darkening the tone, only momentarily, I hope?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2014, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7963 "2014-06-30T13:22:29Z")
What’s in your pants this time, Leo? 😃
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2014, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7964 "2014-06-30T16:05:18Z")
Or is he just happy to see us?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2014, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7965 "2014-06-30T19:37:47Z")
Is _everyone_ here happy to see Leo, or are we pointing at the booger in his moustache?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2014, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7966 "2014-07-01T02:30:18Z")
Pointing with … what, exactly?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2014, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7967 "2014-07-01T02:39:58Z")
I’ve finished slamming the cat into the wall - do you want to borrow my laser pen?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2014, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7968 "2014-07-01T02:52:31Z")
Do you have a Taser instead?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7969 "2014-07-01T02:54:54Z")
If I gave you my Taser, how would I get the cat to sleep tonight?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2014, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7970 "2014-07-01T03:21:27Z")
Swing it around by the tail until it’s dizzy?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2014, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7971 "2014-07-01T03:35:55Z")
They’re supposed to have tails?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2014, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7972 "2014-07-01T03:37:03Z")
Isn’t _A Tail of Two Kitties_ rather a famous book?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2014, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7973 "2014-07-01T03:45:41Z")
Weren’t those kitties just minor details?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2014, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7974 "2014-07-01T14:32:33Z")
What, they weren’t fully grown?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2014, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7975 "2014-07-01T21:47:01Z")
Is it true that you’ve named the kittens John, Paul, George and Ringette?
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### Author:  [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2014, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7976 "2014-07-01T22:02:47Z")
Who was your favorite Beatle?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2014, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7977 "2014-07-01T22:06:33Z")
Was it Herbie, the Love Bug?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2014, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7978 "2014-07-01T22:57:51Z")
Ever wonder how ladybugs reproduce?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2014, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7979 "2014-07-01T23:14:52Z")
They’re courted by manlybugs?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2014, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7980 "2014-07-01T23:23:26Z")
But aren’t manleybugs a separate species?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/7981 "2014-07-01T23:48:34Z")
Are you one of those sign-carrying anti-cross-species-breeding people?
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