# Questions Only
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2014, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8043 "2014-07-04T03:48:17Z")
Do you know the meaning of Madonna’s song “Hanky Panky” where she sings: “Some girls they like candy, others like to grind”?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2014, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8044 "2014-07-04T04:47:57Z")
So some like a nice grinder?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2014, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8045 "2014-07-04T07:42:09Z")
What about a hoagie?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2014, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8046 "2014-07-04T14:26:05Z")
What toppings do you like on your hoagie?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2014, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8047 "2014-07-04T17:05:11Z")
What do you want on your Tombstone?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2014, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8048 "2014-07-04T17:12:35Z")
“Where Did She Go?”
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2014, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8049 "2014-07-04T20:05:14Z")
Aw, did I miss today’s spammer again? ☹
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2014, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8050 "2014-07-04T20:12:54Z")
I’ll be your spammer - hello?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2014, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8051 "2014-07-04T20:13:15Z")
Are they getting zapped like a game of Space Invaders?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2014, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8052 "2014-07-04T20:20:57Z")
Frankly, Zappo - do the mods give a damn?
(about spammers. I’m certainly not slammin’ mods!)
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2014, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8053 "2014-07-04T20:24:59Z")
How come spammers never sell spam?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2014, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8054 "2014-07-04T20:29:09Z")
How much spam would a spammer have to sell to be considered a spam spammer?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2014, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8055 "2014-07-04T20:32:51Z")
Do you know I have fond memories of Spamburgers, which are very popular in Hawaii?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2014, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8056 "2014-07-04T21:24:41Z")
So, the moral is never spam sham Spam to Siam Sam?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2014, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8057 "2014-07-04T21:31:52Z")
Would it hurt to offer Sam a sample sham Spam, just in case he likes it?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2014, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8058 "2014-07-04T21:59:37Z")
Don’t they have Spurkey over there?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2014, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8059 "2014-07-04T23:19:10Z")
Is that a regional variant of turducken?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2014, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8060 "2014-07-04T23:55:29Z")
Are there also Spicken, Spoysters and Sputton?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2014, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8061 "2014-07-04T23:59:49Z")
Sputton! Can’t I have some roast leg of slamb please?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2014, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8062 "2014-07-05T00:22:52Z")
What about spajitas, with fresh sponions and spalapeño speppers?
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