# Questions Only
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2014, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8063 "2014-07-05T00:30:49Z")
Will you serve spalsa and spaps with those spajitas?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2014, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8064 "2014-07-05T00:33:40Z")
Wouldn’t you prefer some nice homemade spuacamole?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2014, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8065 "2014-07-05T02:02:15Z")
You know, there really IS Spicken?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2014, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8066 "2014-07-05T02:16:30Z")
Have I been whooshed?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2014, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8067 "2014-07-05T02:21:39Z")
Don’t you mean spamooshed?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2014, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8068 "2014-07-05T02:21:41Z")
Didja know a spamoose once bit my sister?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2014, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8069 "2014-07-05T02:29:31Z")
Did you have to call a spambulance?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2014, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8070 "2014-07-05T02:37:09Z")
What does that look like in my rear-view mirror?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2014, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8071 "2014-07-05T02:48:54Z")
Why, is your rear where all that Spam ends up on you?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8072 "2014-07-05T02:54:30Z")
How can you tell when he’s wearing so much spamdex?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2014, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8073 "2014-07-05T02:55:19Z")
That’s not something you really wanna see, is it?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2014, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8074 "2014-07-05T02:55:40Z")
Do you even have to ask?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2014, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8075 "2014-07-05T02:56:42Z")
Pix or GTFO?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2014, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8076 "2014-07-05T02:58:17Z")
Isn’t there always a big “But …”?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2014, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8077 "2014-07-05T03:17:05Z")
Does this put the maximus in gluteus?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2014, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8078 "2014-07-05T03:44:45Z")
Shouldn’t that be on a warning label or something?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2014, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8079 "2014-07-05T03:56:16Z")
Like, “This is not a toy. Do not put it on your head”?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2014, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8080 "2014-07-05T16:23:43Z")
Am I the Mutt with the Butt?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2014, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8081 "2014-07-05T16:30:32Z")
Isn’t that better than being the Poodle with the Noodle?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2014, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8082 "2014-07-05T17:58:51Z")
Is there more than one answer to that?
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