# Questions Only
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2014, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8103 "2014-07-07T03:14:32Z")
? Do you assign a gender and facial expressions to your popsicles?
just kidding, I know you were ninja’d
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2014, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8104 "2014-07-07T03:16:02Z")
Is “popsicles” some sort of euphemism?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2014, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8105 "2014-07-07T03:18:53Z")
Why, are you craving one?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2014, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8106 "2014-07-07T03:24:42Z")
Do they melt in your mouth but not in your hands?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2014, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8107 "2014-07-07T03:35:36Z")
Do I look like the provider of popsicle porn?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2014, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8108 "2014-07-07T03:41:29Z")
Wouldn’t there be a market for that?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2014, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8109 "2014-07-07T03:47:18Z")
Hmmm…how much would you pay?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2014, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8110 "2014-07-07T04:35:45Z")
Why pay for popsicle porn when you can download it for free?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2014, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8111 "2014-07-07T04:57:18Z")
Did you know you truly can find ANYTHING on the Internet?
[Porn star eats a popsicle](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_2ZAe-iqrE)
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2014, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8112 "2014-07-07T05:01:18Z")
But could you find anyone’s thing on the Internet?
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2014, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8113 "2014-07-07T13:47:20Z")
Haven’t you heard of Anthony Weiner and his wiener?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2014, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8114 "2014-07-07T13:57:38Z")
What idiot said to him, “Pics or it didn’t happen”?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2014, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8115 "2014-07-07T20:41:57Z")
I guess that means, before the invention of cameras, nothing ever happened?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2014, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8116 "2014-07-07T20:45:01Z")
Are you forgetting the famous porn artists back then, like Quick Draw McGraw?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2014, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8117 "2014-07-07T22:11:04Z")
Who can forget the dong of El Kabong?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2014, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8118 "2014-07-08T03:42:33Z")
And remember Long Dong Silver during the Clarence Thomas hearings?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2014, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8119 "2014-07-09T03:57:01Z")
Does that long pause bring to mind that most have forgotten about Anita Hill?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2014, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8120 "2014-07-09T04:03:01Z")
Who?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2014, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8121 "2014-07-09T04:05:49Z")
Isn’t anita hill some swell Italian mountain?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2014, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8122 "2014-07-09T04:10:15Z")
More importantly, did Clarence think she had some hilly tracts?
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