# Questions Only

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2014, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8123 "2014-07-09T04:22:46Z")

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Wasn’t Clarence more interested in valleys back then?

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### Author: ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2014, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8124 "2014-07-09T09:56:40Z")

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Do SCOTUS judges get free valet parking?

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### Author: ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2014, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8125 "2014-07-10T03:14:54Z")

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Would valet girls from California apply?

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### Author: ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2014, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8126 "2014-07-10T03:23:32Z")

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For sure, you’re asking that?

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### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2014, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8127 "2014-07-10T03:25:39Z")

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Are you going to gag him with a spoon?

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### Author: ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2014, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8128 "2014-07-10T03:41:45Z")

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Or tie me down, beat me and make me write bad checks?

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### Author: ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2014, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8129 "2014-07-10T03:50:28Z")

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Surely you’re not calling me Maureen, are you?

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### Author: ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2014, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8130 "2014-07-10T04:00:12Z")

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Can I call you anything but late for dinner?

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### Author: ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2014, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8131 "2014-07-10T07:15:36Z")

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What about breakfast?

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### Author: ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2014, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8132 "2014-07-10T07:37:03Z")

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Wouldn’t that be presumptuous of me to assume we’d be having breakfast together in the morning after the first date?

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### Author: ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2014, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8133 "2014-07-10T12:24:02Z")

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So, how’d you guys sleep after the Big Date?

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2014, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8134 "2014-07-10T12:47:18Z")

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Who says they slept?

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### Author: ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2014, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8135 "2014-07-10T13:01:11Z")

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Have you ever had someone fall asleep while doing the deed?

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### Author: ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2014, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8136 "2014-07-10T13:19:34Z")

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As in, “sleep like the **dead** ”?

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### Author: ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2014, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8137 "2014-07-10T13:46:58Z")

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Are you into necrophilia?

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2014, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8138 "2014-07-10T14:17:57Z")

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Isn’t it true that “Dead men get no tail”?

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### Author: ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2014, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8139 "2014-07-10T14:31:50Z")

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Do dissimulators have scorching trousers?

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### Author: ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2014, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8140 "2014-07-10T14:53:12Z")

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Would that be smokin’ hot?

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### Author: ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2014, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8141 "2014-07-10T22:12:36Z")

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How’d we get on the subject of BBQ buffalo wings?

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2014, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8142 "2014-07-10T22:28:05Z")

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Did we miss the left toin to Albuquerque?

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