# Questions Only
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2014, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8163 "2014-07-12T01:25:05Z")
Don’t you sometimes have to be cruel to be kind?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2014, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8164 "2014-07-12T02:38:59Z")
Do kind knitters do crewel?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2014, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8165 "2014-07-12T02:44:02Z")
Needles to say, yarn’t you taking this too seriously?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2014, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8166 "2014-07-12T03:40:48Z")
You mean like a yarngasm at a quilting bee?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2014, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8167 "2014-07-12T03:52:48Z")
Square did you get that idea?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8168 "2014-07-12T03:53:48Z")
Maybe I just knit my brow and came up with it?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2014, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8169 "2014-07-12T04:04:21Z")
How did you missspell nit, er nicht, I mean knit?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2014, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8170 "2014-07-12T04:14:36Z")
If you took your handicraft to a baseball game, would you stand at the beginning and sing, “Crochet can you see…”?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2014, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8171 "2014-07-12T04:39:22Z")
Should I admit that I thought about coming up with a knitting pun, but decided that I don’t give a darn?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2014, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8172 "2014-07-12T04:57:53Z")
Sweater 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer is up to you, isn’t it?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2014, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8173 "2014-07-12T09:25:32Z")
Just so the cops don’t make you pullover.
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2014, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8174 "2014-07-12T09:54:11Z")
Isn’t that sentence missing a certain punctuation mark?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2014, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8175 "2014-07-12T10:43:00Z")
As I meant to say, is it okay as long as the cops don’t make you pullover?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8176 "2014-07-12T15:42:29Z")
How many kits could a nitwit knit if a nitwit would knit kits?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2014, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8177 "2014-07-12T16:43:28Z")
How many times can we chime in and prime these sublime rhymes?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2014, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8178 "2014-07-12T23:29:47Z")
Don’t you realize you have me on pins and needles?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2014, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8179 "2014-07-12T23:35:57Z")
Wouldn’t that be rather painful?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2014, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8180 "2014-07-13T02:27:47Z")
How many thorns has Aragorn borne?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2014, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8181 "2014-07-13T02:41:33Z")
Was the War of the Roses the original Game of Thorns?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2014, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8182 "2014-07-13T02:44:21Z")
Was the Hundred Years’ War the original Game of Crones?
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