# Questions Only
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2014, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8223 "2014-07-17T01:54:04Z")
'Cause I’m a stern mistress?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2014, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8224 "2014-07-17T01:55:29Z")
Do you promise not to poop on the deck?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2014, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8225 "2014-07-17T01:58:10Z")
Halyard just a swabby - I’ll do what I want because I’m the Captain, y’hear?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2014, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8226 "2014-07-17T02:04:15Z")
What’s with all the kayak-yak-yakkin’? Are the yacht of you all fit to be tide?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2014, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8227 "2014-07-17T02:06:54Z")
Did you know you sprit when you talk like that?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2014, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8228 "2014-07-17T02:16:29Z")
If you finished second in a yacht race, does that mean you’re the rudder-up?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8229 "2014-07-17T03:04:23Z")
If that’s all the better we canoe, then shouldn’t we just say “Frigate!”?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2014, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8230 "2014-07-17T03:33:56Z")
Schooner or later you’ll tanker lucky stars this thread has runabout its course.
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2014, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8231 "2014-07-17T15:46:13Z")
So I’m not the only one who forgets the question mark?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2014, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8232 "2014-07-17T15:51:38Z")
It’s there - didn’t you use your magic spy glass?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2014, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8233 "2014-07-17T15:55:35Z")
Is that a euphemism for a one-eyed wonder worm?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2014, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8234 "2014-07-17T15:57:33Z")
Wouldn’t you consider it a euphemism for I screwed up?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2014, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8235 "2014-07-17T15:59:39Z")
Which position would that entail?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2014, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8236 "2014-07-17T16:05:45Z")
Hmmm, would hands down be spot on?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2014, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8237 "2014-07-17T16:07:39Z")
How does one avoid the wet spot on a waterbed?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2014, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8238 "2014-07-17T16:12:11Z")
Drink your tea in the dining room like everybody else?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2014, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8239 "2014-07-17T16:19:49Z")
Would crumpets go with that?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2014, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8240 "2014-07-17T16:35:42Z")
Wouldn’t you prefer strumpets?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2014, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8241 "2014-07-17T16:41:23Z")
Do strumpets like crumpets?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2014, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8242 "2014-07-17T16:54:56Z")
\<_sweet angelic voice_\> How would I know?
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