# Questions Only
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2014, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8283 "2014-07-20T16:52:57Z")
Why, would you like to whisker away?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2014, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8284 "2014-07-21T01:46:52Z")
Therein hangs a tail, eh?
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### Author:  [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2014, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8285 "2014-07-21T05:40:15Z")
Tail who?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2014, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8286 "2014-07-21T06:47:47Z")
Pin the tail on the paper ass?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2014, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8287 "2014-07-21T11:35:21Z")
Tip the pail of the shapely lass? Spin the tale of a caper past? Skin the male in the crepey dress? What?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2014, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8288 "2014-07-21T14:12:54Z")
If a ferry tails a river barge, does everyone live happily ever after?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2014, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8289 "2014-07-21T14:22:20Z")
That depends…does the barge have a large derrick?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2014, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8290 "2014-07-21T14:24:48Z")
Large Derek – isn’t that the marionette who’s a 12-inch pianist?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2014, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8291 "2014-07-21T14:30:40Z")
Can it play the Alfred Hitchcock theme by Gounod?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2014, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8292 "2014-07-21T15:13:23Z")
Can anyone?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2014, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8293 "2014-07-21T16:34:06Z")
Did Alfred Hitchcock go into a frenzy when the birds attacked his family plot?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2014, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8294 "2014-07-21T16:36:02Z")
Was he gasping for breath when he climbed those 39 steps?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2014, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8295 "2014-07-21T19:13:49Z")
Was the Trouble with Harry that he had Vertigo?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2014, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8296 "2014-07-21T19:23:35Z")
Was that psycho Marnie the one who was notorious for throwing Mr. and Mrs. Smith out of the rear window of their apartment?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2014, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8297 "2014-07-21T19:27:45Z")
Did they then fall into a lifeboat?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2014, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8298 "2014-07-22T03:09:55Z")
Was there a pun fight at the OK Corral with Alfred “Wild Bill” Hitchcock?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2014, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8299 "2014-07-22T03:14:53Z")
Wasn’t there a Suspicion that Rebecca Dialed M for Murder, or was there no Shadow of a Doubt?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2014, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8300 "2014-07-22T03:45:22Z")
Would only the Shadow know?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2014, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8301 "2014-07-22T16:00:36Z")
So what evil is lurking in your heart?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2014, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8302 "2014-07-22T16:14:06Z")
Are you descending to the depths of hadi hadi ho?
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