# Questions Only

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2014, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8303 "2014-07-22T16:50:53Z")

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Was that Jake or Elwood?

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### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2014, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8304 "2014-07-22T17:18:09Z")

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Have you got the blues, my brother?

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### Author: ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2014, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8305 "2014-07-22T17:21:17Z")

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Would a scared, depressed Communist be a blue yellow red?

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### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8306 "2014-07-22T17:23:16Z")

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Does Rudolph the Red know rain, dear?

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### Author: ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8307 "2014-07-22T17:23:53Z")

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Do you think my Norwegian Blue is depressed?

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### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2014, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8308 "2014-07-22T17:25:41Z")

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Your Norwegian blue what?

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2014, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8309 "2014-07-22T17:32:27Z")

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Could it be pining for the fjords?

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### Author: ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2014, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8310 "2014-07-22T17:41:03Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> Your Norwegian blue what?

Don’t you love [British humour?](http://www.businessinsider.com/monty-python-giant-dead-parrot-sculpture-2014-7)

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### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2014, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8311 "2014-07-22T22:29:20Z")

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Who doesn’t? Who doesn’t? Is your wife a goer, eh?

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2014, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8312 "2014-07-22T22:56:54Z")

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[_Officious military voice_] Isn’t this all getting just a bit silly?

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### Author: ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2014, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8313 "2014-07-22T23:10:50Z")

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Isn’t there anything on the menu that doesn’t have spam?

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### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2014, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8314 "2014-07-22T23:17:29Z")

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Why can’t she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?

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### Author: ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2014, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8315 "2014-07-22T23:21:29Z")

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Do you prefer your eggs scrambled, poached, sunny-side-up, balut style, or 1000 years old?

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### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2014, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8316 "2014-07-22T23:35:35Z")

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'ere, is that rat-tart?

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### Author: ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2014, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8317 "2014-07-22T23:41:43Z")

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If we took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?

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### Author: ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2014, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8318 "2014-07-23T03:14:55Z")

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So you have no bone to pick?

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2014, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8319 "2014-07-23T03:16:59Z")

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Would you prefer a choice of trombone or cuttlebone?

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### Author: ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2014, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8320 "2014-07-23T03:19:44Z")

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Depends, do you have 76 of the former?

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2014, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8321 "2014-07-23T04:23:41Z")

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Wouldn’t you know some guy named Hill came along and took all but three?

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### Author: ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2014, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8322 "2014-07-23T04:53:23Z")

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So we’re back to Anita Hill again?

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