# Questions Only
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2014, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8363 "2014-07-26T03:18:52Z")
Can we keep it clean, please?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2014, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8364 "2014-07-26T03:19:40Z")
Don’t you hate it when sheep spontaneously explode?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2014, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8365 "2014-07-26T03:19:59Z")
Should we wash it with Woolite?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2014, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8366 "2014-07-26T03:24:18Z")
Did you know the reason Scotsmen wear kilts is because sheep can hear zippers?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2014, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8367 "2014-07-26T03:25:13Z")
Aren’t you the guy who raises deaf sheep?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2014, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8368 "2014-07-26T03:25:53Z")
Doesn’t anyone else have a shrink ray?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2014, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8369 "2014-07-26T03:29:18Z")
Did you hear about the renegade Scotsman who was arrested for having carnal relations with sheep?
He’s currently on the lamb.
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2014, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8370 "2014-07-26T03:34:15Z")
That joke’s funny, but what’s this about a shrink ray? Is something too big?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2014, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8371 "2014-07-26T03:38:52Z")
Maybe he’s talking about fish – you know, a miniature version of the manta ray?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2014, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8372 "2014-07-26T22:35:44Z")
There’s fish? Is it fresh?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2014, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8373 "2014-07-26T23:08:49Z")
Have you a hankerin’ for sushi?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2014, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8374 "2014-07-26T23:16:18Z")
Did Charlie the Tuna send me?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2014, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8375 "2014-07-26T23:46:03Z")
Didn’t Charlie have too high of a mercury content?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8376 "2014-07-27T01:39:07Z")
Did you think you could reel me in with a line like that?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8377 "2014-07-27T02:11:50Z")
Did you think I was too pole-lite to bait you?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8378 "2014-07-27T03:34:21Z")
What’s the net worth?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8379 "2014-07-27T15:10:00Z")
Are you doing this on porpoise?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8380 "2014-07-27T15:42:49Z")
Have you ever gone in for marine massage: you know, rolfin’ with a dolphin?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8381 "2014-07-27T15:47:23Z")
I’ve been pelted with smelt - does that count?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8382 "2014-07-27T16:00:24Z")
Whew, who smells of smelt?
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