# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![Uber\_the\_Goober](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/58956e/32.png) [@Uber\_the\_Goober](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uber_the_Goober)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/821 "2013-03-09T15:49:41Z")
Wouldn’t the plot be rather _flat_? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/822 "2013-03-10T03:26:24Z")
I wonder if Bob Dole would laugh at these jokes? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/823 "2013-03-10T04:48:59Z")
Or would he do the Zen one-armed clap? ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/824 "2013-03-10T16:29:37Z")
Why wouldn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![II\_Gyan\_II](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bbe5ce/32.png) [@II\_Gyan\_II](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/II_Gyan_II)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/825 "2013-03-10T16:53:36Z")
If you hadn’t asked that question, would he have answered it? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/826 "2013-03-10T18:03:07Z")
Does he have psychic powers or something? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/827 "2013-03-10T18:08:06Z")
Are you stupid enough to even believe in “psychic powers”? ---
**Author:** ![II\_Gyan\_II](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bbe5ce/32.png) [@II\_Gyan\_II](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/II_Gyan_II)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/828 "2013-03-10T18:11:32Z")
Should we ask the ouija board? ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/829 "2013-03-10T18:29:34Z")
Why don’t we just go biblical and cast lots? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/830 "2013-03-10T18:37:07Z")
Why was the Biblical Lot called “a righteous man” when he offered his two underaged daughters up for a gang bang? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/831 "2013-03-10T18:37:48Z")
Aren’t there more pressing theological disputes we ought to be addressing here? ---
**Author:** ![Uber\_the\_Goober](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/58956e/32.png) [@Uber\_the\_Goober](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uber_the_Goober)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/832 "2013-03-10T18:49:07Z")
Why does God think we’ll believe that ALL the animals in the _hole erf_ fit into that giant wooden box that an old man built over a period of 120 years? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/833 "2013-03-10T21:33:15Z")
Couldn’t God do whatever He wanted, being all omnipotent ‘n’ shit? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/834 "2013-03-10T23:58:54Z")
Could god create a boulder too heavy for him to lift? ---
**Author:** ![Uber\_the\_Goober](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/58956e/32.png) [@Uber\_the\_Goober](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uber_the_Goober)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/835 "2013-03-11T14:48:53Z")
Why is it that when I read “omnipotent” I understand it as “impotent in all things”? ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/836 "2013-03-11T14:50:30Z")
Are you mildly dyslexic? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/837 "2013-03-11T15:45:19Z")
yhW od uoy ksa? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/838 "2013-03-11T15:50:00Z")
Aren’t all posts supposed to be in English? ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/839 "2013-03-11T16:22:46Z")
Who made you a junior mod? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/840 "2013-03-11T16:32:42Z")
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