# Questions Only
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8383 "2014-07-27T16:20:49Z")
Can you hear the herd of heifers?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8384 "2014-07-27T16:34:53Z")
Guess who doesn’t get any home-made-from-scratch blueberry scones warm from the oven and slathered with butter?
_(that would be the people calling me a stinky heifer_)
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8385 "2014-07-27T16:39:10Z")
'ere, is that rat-tart?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8386 "2014-07-27T16:41:23Z")
May we still have the raspberry scones? :o
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8387 "2014-07-27T16:46:53Z")
Where does she find time to bake?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8388 "2014-07-27T16:48:48Z")
Under the clock?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8389 "2014-07-27T16:59:04Z")
Trade you some cinnamon scones for some banana pudding?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8390 "2014-07-27T17:11:53Z")
Is it home-made banana pudding with Vanilla Wafers, perfectly ripe bananas with meringue on top?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8391 "2014-07-27T17:17:30Z")
Are you familiar with the Keebler elves (no meringue) recipe?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8392 "2014-07-27T17:29:56Z")
Are you aware that “no meringue” is a crime punishable by death?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8393 "2014-07-27T17:31:36Z")
Is that the famed doom of the Boom Meringue?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8394 "2014-07-27T17:33:12Z")
Is that related to the Creeping Custard of Caerbannog?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8395 "2014-07-27T17:33:56Z")
Speaking of death–guess how many Keebler elves are added to the recipe?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8396 "2014-07-27T17:35:44Z")
Half as many as in a regular recipe?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8397 "2014-07-27T18:14:25Z")
Wouldn’t that be half as flavorful?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2014, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8398 "2014-07-27T19:39:51Z")
That depends - what half are you using?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2014, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8399 "2014-07-28T01:56:18Z")
My doctor said I should restrict Keebler elves from my diet (too high in cholesterol) – can you substitute Rivendell elves instead?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2014, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8400 "2014-07-28T02:21:13Z")
Anything for you, mon frere; got a conversion table? How many Rivendells per Keebler?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2014, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8401 "2014-07-28T04:52:51Z")
Does Elrond know about all this?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2014, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8402 "2014-07-28T10:03:23Z")
Who do you think started eating Keebler elves in the first place?
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