# Questions Only
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Jmurph7488](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jmurph7488)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2014, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8403 "2014-07-28T10:08:50Z")
Why are we doing this?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2014, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8404 "2014-07-28T12:17:15Z")
How else can we let our inner elf out?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2014, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8405 "2014-07-28T14:30:37Z")
Have you been making a hobbit of it?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2014, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8406 "2014-07-28T14:42:13Z")
I swing both ways, elf one day, human the next…to and frodo, capiche?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2014, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8407 "2014-07-28T14:47:03Z")
Have you ever changed the pattern, and been whichever the mood Took you?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2014, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8408 "2014-07-28T14:48:05Z")
Is it true that dwarves can’t buy alcohol because bars don’t serve miners?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2014, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8409 "2014-07-28T15:34:05Z")
Do halflings buy alcohol by the hobbiton?
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2014, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8410 "2014-07-28T22:38:36Z")
Do orcs drink alcohol, or would they rather smoke marijuana and get Uruk-Hai?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2014, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8411 "2014-07-29T02:22:09Z")
Did you hear about the one about the elf who walked into a bar, and the hobbit laughed and walked under it?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2014, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8412 "2014-07-29T02:53:09Z")
Are you shire about that, 'cause I heard he eventually came to a bad ent?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8413 "2014-07-29T03:04:08Z")
Well, isn’t that just precioussss?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2014, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8414 "2014-07-29T03:06:04Z")
If you had a gollum of phosphorescent paint would it be gloin in the dark?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2014, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8415 "2014-07-29T14:35:35Z")
Did Shelob a grenade at you?
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### Author:  [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2014, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8416 "2014-07-29T14:53:10Z")
What the Samwise Gamgee Hill is going on here now?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8417 "2014-07-29T15:00:01Z")
All I can add is…did you ever eat at The Hobbit in Houston?
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### Author:  [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2014, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8418 "2014-07-29T15:06:58Z")
Are you recommending the Hobbit’s Withy Windle?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2014, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8419 "2014-07-29T15:50:48Z")
When someone asked Clouseau what an entomologist studies, what was his reply?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2014, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8420 "2014-07-29T16:09:05Z")
Dead ant! Dead ant! Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2014, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8421 "2014-07-29T16:10:18Z")
Don’t you mean, “Ents”?
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### Author:  [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2014, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8422 "2014-07-29T16:18:10Z")
My answer was perfect, absolutely correct and the only acceptable response - are you clear on that now?
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