# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 426
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8503 "2014-08-03T15:51:22Z")
Are they friendly spirits? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8504 "2014-08-03T15:52:21Z")
Like my good friend Johnnie Walker? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8505 "2014-08-03T15:55:02Z")
Not to repeat myself, but weren’t we talking about the HAIR of the dog? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8506 "2014-08-03T16:07:33Z")
What if it’s a Mexican hairless? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8507 "2014-08-03T17:09:59Z")
A Mexican hairless MOOSE? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8508 "2014-08-03T17:19:42Z")
What do you have against Senor Moose? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8509 "2014-08-03T21:44:13Z")
Did you know that a møøse once bit my sister? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8510 "2014-08-03T21:56:10Z")
Really? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8511 "2014-08-03T22:05:12Z")
Is this a set-up? And why does your moose have his eyes half-shut? Did your sister get the moosles? (pick one, but not the last one - it’s lame) ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8512 "2014-08-03T22:13:48Z")
Will you share more details about the sister-chomping moose? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8513 "2014-08-03T22:18:17Z")
Vell, Vita, the moose thought the sister tasted cheesy. Got it? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8514 "2014-08-03T22:23:01Z")
Vita, where have you been for the last 15 posts? See what happens when you’re away? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8515 "2014-08-03T22:24:52Z")
Burpo, must I admit I’ve been held captive in the land of Cheese? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8516 "2014-08-04T00:16:37Z")
Do they need a prisoner exchange? Please? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8517 "2014-08-04T01:23:52Z")
Anybody know the words to _On Wisconsin_? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8518 "2014-08-04T02:24:16Z")
Is that the one that goes, _“Dairy cross the Mersey”?_ ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8519 "2014-08-04T03:17:48Z")
Aren’t we really milking this topic now? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8520 "2014-08-04T03:24:38Z")
Moo. I mean, moo? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8521 "2014-08-04T03:27:57Z")
How now, brown cow? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8522 "2014-08-04T13:55:42Z")
Should I list the roster of cow neighbors (we drive past huge dairy/cattle farms, but these are our neighbors who keep livestock as a sideline to receive lowered property taxes)? North: 8 brown West: 12 longhorn Southwest: 3 brown Southeast, across lake: 40 brown [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=425) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=427)