# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 427
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8523 "2014-08-04T14:12:29Z")
Well, did you heifer see so many kinds of kine? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8524 "2014-08-04T14:15:33Z")
What’s your beef? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8525 "2014-08-04T15:57:45Z")
Who’s asking for a cow pie? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8526 "2014-08-04T16:00:57Z")
May I please have a Moon Pie instead? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8527 "2014-08-04T16:07:22Z")
Shall I give you a full moon or just the half view? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8528 "2014-08-04T16:13:21Z")
Moon pie: is that what you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8529 "2014-08-04T16:19:04Z")
Isn’t it easier to flatten the cheese with a mallet and then multiply the width by the length? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8530 "2014-08-04T16:46:51Z")
Do Sam’s moon moves inspire you to cheese abuse? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8531 "2014-08-04T17:08:50Z")
As in “Whip it, whip it Gouda”? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8532 "2014-08-04T17:14:35Z")
Are we not menonita? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8533 "2014-08-04T17:17:30Z")
Are some of us not femme fetas? _Cheesy AND lame!_ ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8534 "2014-08-04T17:34:22Z")
Is there anything as delightful as a good cheesy joke, unless it’s receiving those text pictures from Brett Favre? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8535 "2014-08-04T17:44:22Z")
Are we grateful for jokes au gratin, or are they punsona non grata? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8536 "2014-08-04T18:16:48Z")
Isn’t it time for someone to take the bull by the horns? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8537 "2014-08-04T18:19:47Z")
Wasn’t that a WW2 movie: _Toro! Toro! Toro!_? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8538 "2014-08-04T18:46:33Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Are we grateful for jokes au gratin, or are they punsona non grata? May I give this an award for a punful grand slam? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8539 "2014-08-04T19:14:29Z")
Does the Professor have room on his trophy shelf for another award? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8540 "2014-08-04T19:51:07Z")
Can’t you tell that from stalkerishly peering in his window, or do we have to steal one of his Pepperdrones besides? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2014, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8541 "2014-08-05T02:50:31Z")
You are aware I’ll have to let Mr. Kent know if one of them goes missing? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2014, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8542 "2014-08-05T03:11:08Z")
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