# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 429
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2014, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8563 "2014-08-05T17:09:03Z")
Could y’ keep a Koala cooler in Kealakekua? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2014, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8564 "2014-08-05T17:13:36Z")
Isn’t it Australian bestiality porn that’s known for its high koala titty production values? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8565 "2014-08-05T17:48:27Z")
Am I surprised, having predicted Sam to post Hawaiian “lei” into these queries, but instead, finding him running off to to Australia for “high koala titty”? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2014, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8566 "2014-08-05T18:14:18Z")
Am I not surprised to see the word “titty”? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2014, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8567 "2014-08-05T18:52:30Z")
I can’t get away just now, but won’t someone please fly to Bangkok by the first available flight and shoot **Siam Sam** for that _terrible_ pun? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2014, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8568 "2014-08-05T19:13:29Z")
When you do fly, do you fly Elendil Air or Air-a-gorn (a subsidiary of Air-a-thorn)? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2014, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8569 "2014-08-05T20:07:37Z")
Would you believe I just googled “koala porn” – and found some?!? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2014, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8570 "2014-08-05T20:10:40Z")
Did you notice some of the images were missing koalas? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2014, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8571 "2014-08-05T20:11:38Z")
Is Elendil’s Heir funding a “high koala titty” shooting/shopping junket in Bangkok? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2014, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8572 "2014-08-05T20:13:15Z")
Who put their junk in the junket? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2014, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8573 "2014-08-05T20:18:06Z")
Well, no one can accuse me of that, can they? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8574 "2014-08-05T20:26:04Z")
If one is attached to their junk, then said junk must accompany them along on said junket, n’est ce pas? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8575 "2014-08-05T23:48:52Z")
Tish, you spoke French; right? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8576 "2014-08-06T00:01:07Z")
Don’t you know that’s French for nest of paws? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8577 "2014-08-06T00:12:12Z")
Was that a faux paw? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8578 "2014-08-06T00:14:00Z")
Are you the man that shot my paw? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8579 "2014-08-06T00:24:52Z")
Is your name Inigo Montoya? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8580 "2014-08-06T02:34:23Z")
Was Inigo Montoya’s father looking for a dog with six toes on its right hind foot? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8581 "2014-08-06T04:15:18Z")
Wasn’t Count Rugen a Guest in the castle? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8582 "2014-08-06T04:58:33Z")
Did Westley escape the castle under his own power, or did someone have to Cary him? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=428) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=430)