# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 432
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8623 "2014-08-07T13:35:40Z")
Can you ever really know Orson Bean? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8624 "2014-08-07T13:42:33Z")
Should I organize a posse of Granny Gropers to help you get those samples from Buddha David and Orson Bean? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8625 "2014-08-07T13:42:38Z")
Did you see Chuck Pumpkins in that new game thread? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8626 "2014-08-07T14:10:33Z")
Why did you have to bring up Chuck? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8627 "2014-08-07T14:55:54Z")
How much wood would Chuck chuck if Chuck could chuck wood? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8628 "2014-08-07T15:02:59Z")
How much ground could a ground hog hog if a ground hog could hog ground? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8629 "2014-08-07T15:14:53Z")
How many pumpkins would Chuck Pumpkins chuck if Chuck Pumpkins could chuck pumpkins? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8630 "2014-08-07T15:16:47Z")
How many beans would Orson Bean feed a horse if Orson was horsin’ around? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8631 "2014-08-07T15:32:39Z")
Pardon me while I sing lunch? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8632 "2014-08-07T15:34:43Z")
Can you carry a tune? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8633 "2014-08-07T15:35:59Z")
Can you carry a tuna salad? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8634 "2014-08-07T15:36:14Z")
More like Technicolor Yawn, don’tcha know? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8635 "2014-08-07T15:37:11Z")
Can you tuna fish? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8636 "2014-08-07T15:37:49Z")
Have you ever seen Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8637 "2014-08-07T15:46:09Z")
Have you ever seen a tuna in a trench coat? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8638 "2014-08-07T15:46:42Z")
Did he flash you? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8639 "2014-08-07T15:57:07Z")
Are you thinking of a flash in the pan-seared tuna? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8640 "2014-08-07T16:00:31Z")
Did it shake you to the albacore? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8641 "2014-08-07T16:31:30Z")
Will you let minnow, is this now an oppor-tuna-ty for some piscine puns? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8642 "2014-08-07T16:33:12Z")
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