# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 433
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8643 "2014-08-07T16:43:35Z")
You’re aware that I won’t shark responsibilities, but will porpoisefully mullet it over? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8644 "2014-08-07T17:26:26Z")
Would you like some humus with your humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8645 "2014-08-07T19:16:46Z")
Do you have a license to carry that concealed triggerfish? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8646 "2014-08-07T19:27:43Z")
Am I supposed to go gar-dee-gar-dee-har-har over that? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8647 "2014-08-07T19:36:20Z")
Whale, unless I’m mis-hake-n, wasn’t it dolphinately hu-morey-ous? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8648 "2014-08-07T21:08:21Z")
Don’t you know, I keep my friends close and my anemones closer? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8649 "2014-08-07T22:06:04Z")
Isn’t it true of these jokes: the moray the merrier? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8650 "2014-08-07T22:33:57Z")
Will we all come to gREEF? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8651 "2014-08-07T23:28:51Z")
Is it too late to coral these puns in? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8652 "2014-08-07T23:52:10Z")
Oh, ain’t THAT parr for the course? ---
**Author:** ![SBGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@SBGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SBGeek)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8653 "2014-08-08T00:23:20Z")
Why are you here? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8654 "2014-08-08T00:27:47Z")
Why, to fish of course, who wants to go fishing without a "Net? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8655 "2014-08-08T00:33:09Z")
Trolling for fish doesn’t require a net, does it? (…just sayin’…) ---
**Author:** ![SBGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@SBGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SBGeek)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8656 "2014-08-08T00:50:35Z")
I think it does not. Dont you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8657 "2014-08-08T00:53:52Z")
Doesn’t fishing without a net give you a haddock? Or a pain deep down in your sole? ---
**Author:** ![SBGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@SBGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SBGeek)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8658 "2014-08-08T00:56:12Z")
I would like to know is there a meeting in the other room? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8659 "2014-08-08T01:56:42Z")
Greetings SBGeek. Are you telling us to scale back; this thread is floundering due to our bass-ically bad puns? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8660 "2014-08-08T02:24:45Z")
Isn’t there always salmon who doesn’t like the jokes? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8661 "2014-08-08T02:28:35Z")
Isn’t making puns the sole ray-son for this board’s existence? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8662 "2014-08-08T02:29:54Z")
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