# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 434
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8663 "2014-08-08T04:10:48Z")
Is it only me, or does this board sometimes slow to a trawl? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8664 "2014-08-08T12:36:50Z")
Does it appear that I’m greeting ghosts now? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8665 "2014-08-08T13:51:56Z")
As she Casper last breath, do you hear a faint _boo_? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8666 "2014-08-08T14:00:45Z")
Should we 'spect more spectral speculations? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8667 "2014-08-08T15:32:26Z")
Is a ghost chicken called a poultry-geist? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8668 "2014-08-08T15:33:25Z")
If you invite a chicken to dinner, is it a poultry-guest (assuming it’s not the main course)? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8669 "2014-08-08T15:38:17Z")
Isn’t Casper the ghost of Richie Rich? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8670 "2014-08-08T15:44:35Z")
Are you implying Casper or Richie Rich is a chicken? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8671 "2014-08-08T18:29:16Z")
Do Harveytoon characters have a phantom fandom? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8672 "2014-08-08T19:44:15Z")
Does this thread have even a ghost of a chance of succeeding? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8673 "2014-08-08T19:54:14Z")
Are you suggesting we secede and form our own forum? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8674 "2014-08-08T20:13:14Z")
Then who would inhabit this thread? Ghost writers? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8675 "2014-08-08T23:52:19Z")
WhoooOOOOooooooo said that? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8676 "2014-08-09T00:00:19Z")
If we form our own forum, may I be Master-at-Arms and carry a whip? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8677 "2014-08-09T00:02:55Z")
Oh, God, would you, please? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8678 "2014-08-09T00:59:09Z")
In a perfect world? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8679 "2014-08-09T01:00:16Z")
How much more perfect could it be? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8680 "2014-08-09T01:55:07Z")
If I put on stillettos can I get a chocolate fountain? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8681 "2014-08-09T03:04:28Z")
With fishnets? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8682 "2014-08-09T03:26:25Z")
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