# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 435
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8683 "2014-08-09T03:35:44Z")
Would you prefer to sit 'round the campfire and sing, “Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat”? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8684 "2014-08-09T15:45:34Z")
Or would you prefer “tow, tow, tow your boat”? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8685 "2014-08-09T17:32:42Z")
You know I meant fishnet stockings, right? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8686 "2014-08-09T17:34:28Z")
What’s the NASDAQ symbol for that? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8687 "2014-08-09T17:45:24Z")
I don’t know the symbol, but do you realize how much I spent to drape myself in a fishnet? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8688 "2014-08-09T17:48:42Z")
Wouldn’t a few yards of sheer silk be cheaper? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8689 "2014-08-09T17:53:43Z")
Worked for Marilyn Monroe, didn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8690 "2014-08-09T18:03:17Z")
Oh great - now I’m supposed to buy a grate and a fan? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8691 "2014-08-09T19:40:42Z")
How 'bout feathers or balloons? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8692 "2014-08-09T19:48:23Z")
So we can keep the looners on the path? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2014, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8693 "2014-08-10T02:36:16Z")
Would that lead to a looner eclipse? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2014, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8694 "2014-08-10T02:41:02Z")
If eclipse the balloon, won’t it pop? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8695 "2014-08-10T02:46:31Z")
Was Ricky singing, “Ba-balloon” again? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2014, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8696 "2014-08-10T03:24:20Z")
So the loonies have some ‘splainin’ to do? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2014, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8697 "2014-08-10T04:51:34Z")
Since when can Canadian coins speak? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2014, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8698 "2014-08-10T08:27:38Z")
Do you put much currency in that rumor? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2014, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8699 "2014-08-10T08:48:50Z")
That wouldn’t make a lot of cents, would it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2014, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8700 "2014-08-10T09:09:01Z")
What, no yen for that sort of thing? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2014, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8701 "2014-08-10T10:11:12Z")
At won time I did, baht I moved on - euro know what I mean? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2014, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8702 "2014-08-10T15:47:50Z")
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