# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 439
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8763 "2014-08-13T14:54:06Z")
Yes, but didn’t she way “Fangs for the memories”? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8764 "2014-08-13T15:00:07Z")
Did he break up with her because of what she way? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8765 "2014-08-13T15:45:13Z")
Or could it be that she wasn’t his type? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8766 "2014-08-13T15:46:20Z")
Didn’t she run off with that poster, Typo Negative? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8767 "2014-08-13T15:47:23Z")
Did I just steal **buddha\_david’s** joke? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8768 "2014-08-13T15:52:34Z")
Are you saying we have to write JOKES, now? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8769 "2014-08-13T15:53:05Z")
And anyway, who’s gonna throw the first stone? (not me, that’s for sure!) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8770 "2014-08-13T15:56:17Z")
And now we have to be STONED to write jokes? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8771 "2014-08-13T15:56:43Z")
Maybe you could roll it, so it doesn’t gather any moss? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8772 "2014-08-13T16:03:42Z")
Oh, we’re talking about Kate MOSS, now? What happened to Upton? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8773 "2014-08-13T16:11:40Z")
One more return to Kate Upton and I’m bringing a machete in here, and do you realize my aim is spot on? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8774 "2014-08-13T16:13:40Z")
Would that be the unkindest cut of all? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8775 "2014-08-13T16:16:46Z")
You’re joking, right? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8776 "2014-08-13T16:19:12Z")
Can you say _mohel_? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8777 "2014-08-13T16:23:14Z")
Does this mean you only take tips? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8778 "2014-08-13T16:38:04Z")
Isn’t that what the leper said to the prostitute? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8779 "2014-08-13T16:58:03Z")
Wasn’t it Eddie Murphy talkin’ ‘bout things fallin’ off the man? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8780 "2014-08-13T19:56:24Z")
Did Sgt. John Taggart ever fall for the banana-in-the-tailpipe again? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8781 "2014-08-14T01:20:57Z")
Did Jane Porter? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8782 "2014-08-14T03:39:40Z")
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