# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 44
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/861 "2013-03-14T04:03:33Z")
Is he still at Hugo Chavez’s funeral? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/862 "2013-03-14T14:19:22Z")
What did Madonna see in him, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/863 "2013-03-14T15:21:48Z")
Madonna dated Hugo Chavez? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/864 "2013-03-14T15:23:37Z")
How do you define ‘dated’? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/865 "2013-03-14T15:31:36Z")
Are you saying that Madonna is dated and not eternal? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/866 "2013-03-14T17:57:34Z")
Well, that depends on which Madonna we’re talking about, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/867 "2013-03-14T18:07:04Z")
Or are we talking about Diego Maradona since we’re into South America now? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/868 "2013-03-14T18:41:20Z")
Do you think Maradona will get a private audience with the Pope now? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/869 "2013-03-14T18:53:43Z")
I wish the new Pope had picked a papal name with lots of Roman numerals after it, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![That\_Don\_Guy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/that_don_guy/32/538_2.png) [@That\_Don\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/That_Don_Guy)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/870 "2013-03-14T18:55:27Z")
The Pope, or Maradona - who has the _real_ Hand of God? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/871 "2013-03-14T19:05:03Z")
Is Maradona even ALLOWED to use his hands? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/872 "2013-03-14T19:24:15Z")
Well, there’ve been quite a few Catholic priests who used their hands - and other parts - when they shouldn’t have, wouldn’t you say? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/873 "2013-03-14T20:33:54Z")
Did you know that the Catholics just got a new Pope? ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/874 "2013-03-14T21:09:18Z")
Is he Catholic? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/875 "2013-03-15T03:33:10Z")
Does he shit in the woods? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/876 "2013-03-15T22:10:48Z")
Do you think he can _bear_ not to? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/877 "2013-03-16T02:10:48Z")
Aren’t you ashamed of yourself? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/878 "2013-03-16T02:37:00Z")
Don’t you know me well enough by now not to have to ask that question? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/879 "2013-03-16T02:38:13Z")
Should I plead guilty, Your Honor? ---
**Author:** ![Uber\_the\_Goober](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/58956e/32.png) [@Uber\_the\_Goober](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uber_the_Goober)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/880 "2013-03-16T17:40:18Z")
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