# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 441
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8803 "2014-08-15T15:36:37Z")
Fee, Fie, Foe, Fum, do you smell some dim sum? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8804 "2014-08-15T15:44:45Z")
Hickory Dickory Dock, what I smell is…your sock? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8805 "2014-08-15T15:49:14Z")
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick; Jack jumped over the candle and burned his…pantaloons? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8806 "2014-08-15T15:51:48Z")
Jack Sprat could eat no fat. His wife was…fat? The Devil made me do this…again. :o ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8807 "2014-08-15T15:56:16Z")
Peter Peter, Pumpkin-Eater / Had a wife who divorced him and took everything… …I guess that doesn’t fit the meter? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8808 "2014-08-15T15:58:02Z")
Isn’t that the point of this exercise? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8809 "2014-08-15T16:45:36Z")
Now we hafta exercise? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8810 "2014-08-15T16:49:14Z")
Don’tcha know I lift weights every night, twelve ounces at a time? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8811 "2014-08-15T16:50:16Z")
Does my eating pound cake mean I’m stronger than you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8812 "2014-08-15T16:50:59Z")
Is this the Pilates class? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8813 "2014-08-15T16:51:06Z")
n/m ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8814 "2014-08-15T16:56:58Z")
Did Burpo and his parrot think it was the Pirates class? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2014, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8815 "2014-08-15T17:10:48Z")
Is today’s episode brought to you by the letter “Arr, Matey?” ---
**Author:** ![CodeB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85e7bf/32.png) [@CodeB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CodeB)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2014, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8816 "2014-08-16T01:31:15Z")
Why isn’t the sky green? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2014, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8817 "2014-08-16T01:55:49Z")
Isn’t it because Blue’s lawyers file an infringement suit every time Green tries something like that? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2014, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8818 "2014-08-16T02:06:11Z")
Didn’t you learn in Kindergarten that the sky is green but birds are color blind and so you use the blue color so they won’t run into the trees? ---
**Author:** ![CodeB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85e7bf/32.png) [@CodeB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CodeB)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2014, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8819 "2014-08-16T02:49:25Z")
What are you wearing jake from State Farm? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8820 "2014-08-16T02:54:42Z")
May I say welcome to CodeB and that I laughed out loud at jake from State Farm? Are rhetorical questions allowed? _One or both of the above may or may not be rhetorical._ ---
**Author:** ![CodeB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85e7bf/32.png) [@CodeB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CodeB)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2014, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8821 "2014-08-16T02:56:40Z")
Do you like to watch movies about gladiators? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2014, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8822 "2014-08-16T03:38:47Z")
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